Patriot Retort: Boy, no wonder Chelsea Clinton isn’t at all happy about the upcoming release of Amy Chozick’s book about her mother.
The tidbits that are dribbling out about the Clintons’ one and only offspring is really embarrassing.
Like this news from the Daily Mail.
Apparently, Chelsea Clinton suffered from a bit of Princess Envy.
Specifically, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton.
According to Chozick’s book, back in 2014, Chelsea wanted to emulate the Royal couple and how they handled the birth of their first child, George.
From the Daily Mail:
She and her aides ‘studied’ how the British royal family had handled the birth of Prince George in 2013 in order to prepare for her own first baby, who was born a year later.
Bill and Hillary Clinton’s only daughter Chelsea, as well as her staff, noted how press was handled and how the Duchess of Cambridge handled herself, and used it as a template for themselves, the book claims.
The claim suggests that Chelsea saw herself as an equal to the Duchess of Cambridge, meaning that the Clintons were the American equivalent of the British royal family.
I’m sure Chelsea denies it.
But a picture is worth a thousand words.
I’m not a great fan of the royals, but Middleton has way more poise and class than Chelsea ever had – and Middleton isn’t even a royal by birth.
We threw off the monarchy just for this reason, so we wouldn’t be stuck with these misfits for generations.
wow … that Chelsea sperm donor looks about as sharp as a bowl of jello
My God, that poor child (Chelsea) got the worst of both parents……
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
I am not clicking that link!
“My God, that poor child (Chelsea) got the worst of both parents……”
Wasn’t one of Chelsea’s parents Webb Hubbell? I thought that’s why Chelsea’s nickname is Chubble … Chelsea + Hubbell
“that Chelsea sperm donor looks about as sharp as a bowl of jello”
MA*: What do you have against Jello?
*I’d spell it out, but I’d get it wrong.
Her father-in-law is a real
piece of excrement.He actually
had his own “Nigerian Prince” email
scam.Still owes 9,700,000$ in restitution.
Chelsea’s husband appears to be thinking, “Somebody, please, kill me!”
AAAhhhhhh!!!! My Eyes!!!?!?! Cankles on a 36 year old?!?!
NO CARRIER.
Chelsea looks more like this princess;
https://goo.gl/images/mi8WvB .
Her husbands’ expression says; I can no longer deny the evidence…yes, I banged her.
She’s taking care to keep its tiny hooves covered with that blanket.
bill denies he’s the father.
of both.
Good Gawd, everything about the Clinton’s is scripted, plotted and planned. I would bet the conception of Chelsea’s baby was choreographed and story-boarded!
Children do learn who they are from their Parents and Hilly does resemble the Queen, so maybe she’s on to something !
Why did Chubb wear that hospital gown instead of renting something from Mouch?
If Howdy Doody had a sister…
Apparently, no one told her that blue wasn’t her color.
Plus, she looks like Barbara Streisand to me. EWWWWW!
Is there pictures of HRC with baby bump?
Lesson to be learned , always use a condom. If only Webster followed that advice, think about it,,, nah sorry for thought wish , hard to get out of your mind. Did you hear the one of a Chelsea BJ that’s also considered ,,, yea, you heard it
Bill is standing in for Buffalo Bob.
That is one ass ugly hubbel. Billy deserves that.
Woid iz, Chels secretly loves to snack on anything from Purina…
Look at the two pictures
Nailed it…
Poor homely thing.
I’ll give Webb’s daughter one thing: She’s not wearing a pant-suit. She’s owning those pool-table legs.
Chels is standing on a Sewer Grate….Appropriate.
Imagine if She was emulating Norma Jean…..
I recognize everyone but the horse holding the baby…
Never knew that the Joker could give birth…