Washington Redskins Likely to be Renamed Before 2020 Season
PHenry wants a shot at renaming them. Leave suggestions in the comments.
“This process allows the team to take into account not only the proud tradition and history of the franchise but also input from our alumni, the organization, sponsors, the National Football League and the local community it is proud to represent on and off the field,” team owner Dan Snyder said in a statement.
Notably, FedEx Corp., which sponsors the Redskins’ home stadium FedEx Field, asked the team to change its name. In a related move, Nike pulled all Redskins apparel from its online store.
“In the last few weeks we have had ongoing discussions with Dan and we are supportive of this important step,” NFL Commissioner Robert Goodell added. Goodell has previously supported the team name.
This newest call to action regarding the Redskins’ name follows a wave of introspection and policy changes from companies across the globe fueled by Black Lives Matter protests following the death of George Floyd, who was killed in Minneapolis, MN on May 25 as a result of police brutality.
Yet another win for the Left, they seem to be on a roll now.
Cave Men.
Change it to the Red Savages
Wimps
they don’t have to change the name just the logo they can be the redskin potatoes
Woosie Skins – fits just fine.
What about the RainbowSkins?
Jelly fish.
The Washington Cuckholds.
The Washington Whimps.
I know it will be hard to fit on the jersey, but The Washington BLM Foot Washing PC Caving Sellouts.
In remembrance of one of our favorite swamp critters, The Washington Weiners.
Wagon Burner Priest Scalpers
Washington Hypocrites
FedEx. Because clearly, that’s who owns them.
The Washington PC’s
Indian Givers
War Hawks – Kind of like the Shitcago Blackhawks or After the WW2 Fighter from Curtis Aviation
The Washington Woke (are they allowed to use “Washington” still is “Washington” now triggering
Yellowbellies
Change the mascot to a potato and keep the name. The NFL cancelled itself, they just don’t know it yet.
I’m Black Y’all!
The Felons
Can’t use Washington either. He’s been cancelled.
I suggest Sodomy City PowerBottoms
The Washington Dindus.
Or better yet,
The Washington Pants up don’t Loot
smdh
The gutless, spineless, directionless, anywhere the political wind blows Milquetoasts – formerly known as the Redskins. And have Prince’s logo as their team emblem.
Foreskins
Dog faced pony soldiers?
The peaceful protesters
MJ – okay Pheebs, how about giving others a chance 😉
The Hands up Don’t shoot”
Relative Humility
We used to live down the street from the training camp and occasionally you’d happen upon Coach Gibbs at the stop light. One day he got out and went to Mr. Conduct’s window to offer kind words about Jesus Christ.
So, knowing the DC landscape as I do and knowing how the Coach honored God and Country and how disgusted he may be, I’m with the Babylon Bee and hereby nominate:
The Washington LIZARD PEOPLE
“Politicians immediately expressed their support for the name change, saying they can relate to a team called the Lizard People. ‘I see a name like Lizard People, and I know that’s a team I can be proud of,’ said Adam Schiff, his eyes hungrily following a fly buzzing around the room.” – BB
“The Chops” (or is it Chaz?)
The “SJ Warriors”
Ball sports are gay. I hope both sides lose.
@Chuckie—
http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31500000/Phoebe-Buffay-phoebe-buffay-31575015-197-225.gif
The Chameleons – willing to change their color as the perceived threat dictates.
The Washington Indigenees
Redistricts
The Cleveland Indians https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=fTPCDc8C&id=DB9524801828729E4361221D4D842AF8FB2F3D00&thid=OIP.fTPCDc8C4gka0C53-JC8wQHaFj&mediaurl=https%3a%2f%2fi.ytimg.com%2fvi%2fgUthcjNz6F8%2fhqdefault.jpg&exph=360&expw=480&q=cleveland+cartoon+character&simid=608054540129077991&ck=1AE6D7A78FCE8ABFDB1898A4B5355E62&selectedIndex=22&ajaxhist=0 and this is the new mascot, voiced by a legitimate black voice over dude….
“The Pride”
“The Washington LGBQT”
“The squatting Bulls”
@MJA,
You had me at ‘The Felons’, but ‘Foreskins’ really covers it!!
CCNV
(Sorry, I’m a dorkfish. I somehow hit the tab key combo and it published before I could add my info.)
The Thinskins.
You’re right. Can’t use Washington, the slave owner, either.
National Capitol Deep State Paper Shufflers.
I can almost hear the team fight song now.
🎶Hail to the Shufflers!!! Hail mediocrity!!! Deep State on the warpath. Fight for old DC.
Oh wait a minute. District of Columbia has also been erased. Because Columbus.
Washington Placaters
BLM
There was a time the minorities clamored to be recognized in such a manner, I guess those days are gone.
The Washington Monuments
The Pink Skin Tags
…doesn’t matter what you call them, they’re too wussy to play if they might get a cold anyway, so probably won’t be a season if anyone sneezes…
“Girl Gamers”
(I’ve seen them play…)
A few decades ago, I was in Tule Mexico near Oaxaca and met with Redskins, handsome faces, deep red color. They were not liked locally and kept to themselves at a village nearby…locals wanted them to die off but they had been there since about 1820 and considered themselves to be Sioux…having raided this far south but too far to return. My family watched them get on a bus which took them home and it was only for them…so, the truth will die with me and the racist Leftist pigs will win their fight over an argument that is completely fabricated. I was in Oaxaca again this last November and was told that they have been shot at like empty cans and that their recessive red gene is finally being replaced through rape and abandonment by their men..
Give up “Redskins and leave them nameless.
Washington Pearl Clutchers
Huh. I had no idea that this crowd had so much contempt for Washington.
Hahaha.
Screw ’em. I’m not going to watch the NFL anyway.
The Red Menace/High Yellow Peril
“Assholes”
Why gild the lilly?
The Bloods
NY can be the Crips….Now there’s a Game I’d watch…on TV safely at a
Sports Bar near Me
The Washington NoNames.
That’ll show em all.
“The Washington Reds”
SNS – Thinskins for the win(skin)
Who even gives a you know what. The NBA has decided to paint Black Lives Matter on the court floor. The NFL will be playing the black national anthem before the true national anthem. The Butthurt left is demanding history be removed. NASCAR is caving to the left. The only thing I truly hope for is multiple teams filing bankruptcy, empty stadium and cities stuck for with taxpayer funded stadiums they extorted from us.
I couldn’t care less.
The last year the Broncos won the Super Bowl was 2015. The following year’s opener was against their SB opponent, The Panthers. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw several players refuse to stand for the Anthem.
I was even more surprised that the GM, Elway, coddled these fuckwad players. That was the last NFL I watched and haven’t missed it at all.
Such a simple pleasure and REgressives just got to fuck it up.
I see the same rumblings happening now in the only sport I look forward to watching although the ’20 season has pretty much been cancelled. I hate to be cynical but they’ll fuck up ATP tennis too.
The Washington RedBlackBrownYellowWhiteEveryColorUnderTheSunSkins, aka The Inclusive Diversity Skins
Have we gotten ridiculously absurd enough yet?
Wait, I just had another idea: The Washington Libskins.
Capital City Cucks?
The MidAtlantic Snow Storm.
Gets rid of the dreaded Washington.
And a mid Atlantic snow storm stops all movement. Pretty accurately describes the team at this point.
The DEADSKINS.
I’m surprised knowbody mentioned this yet. It’s what we always called them while I was growing up outside DC.
Bobcat JULY 3, 2020 AT 2:13 PM
“The Bloods
NY can be the Crips….Now there’s a Game I’d watch…on TV safely at a
Sports Bar near Me”
…you know, you might be onto something…we’ve been repressing them FAR too long with the White Man’s Rules, maybe now that the stadia are safely empty of innocent bystanders (since the tuff guys can’t survive a sneeze), we can let them do it REALLY in accordance to dey kultur. End drug testing, let ’em go at it all on crack, meth, Ripple, whatever their pleasure is, run the ball any old way, shoot each other for “dissing” on the line of scrimmage as long as they use the Nubian Football Leauge-mandated sideways grip, the bench playas can burn each other’s locker rooms down during game play so they have nowhere to rest, fully stock the gift kiosks so they have something to loot, and provide stupid White girls for their post-game entertainment just like in real life, and they can compete for who fathers the most illegitimate babies in a season and who knocks dey baby momma out for the longest time without killing her.
…yeah, the came CAN be freshed up to modern “kultural” standards…it will be a LOT more entertaining as long as we’re watching it on TV, but they WILL have to tell us it’s a GAME since the NFL can EASILY be confused with a George Floyd riot these days anyway, and this will make it even HARDER to discrimi…I mean, tell them apart (whew!)….
The Super Bowl can be renamed the Dindu Dome. The Lombardi Trophy will need to be changed to the Floyd 40, though, which has the added benefit that it can be filled with gasonline and thrown at riot cops during the post-game celebration…
Washington Elites. I hope they lose.
“Useless”
In honor of nearby Virginia Gov. Northam – “Coonmen”
Are there any actual MEN left in the NFL anywhere?
I didn’t think so.
No Patriots, either.
Not even in New England.
Just a question. Will it be a criminal offense to show up at the stadium to wear an Art Monk, Daryl Green or John Riggins Jersey?
That’s next, right?
Why doesn’t someone, somewhere just say “Screw You” to these people (who think they know everything) and continue on with their business as usual? They just might be surprised at the support they get for staying the course!!
…and the most IMPORTANT part in making the NFL more culturally sensitive is to get rid of any and all officiating.
…you can tell the officiating is rayciss because it has a VERY disparate impact on Black playas, who numerically have FAR more penaties than the few White players still in the leauge. I’m SURE Referee Brutailty can’t be far behind Time to defund the Officiating Department.
…and there’s no reason to think the playas can come to totally civilized agreement on everything by THEMSELVES, just between Black men, without any annoying officials, right? Sure, they’ll be fine, what can possibly go wrong…
How about the Washington Chicken Shits? Or the Washington Rollovers, or the Washington Foreskins?
“The Washington Subcutaneous Fatty Shit Tanks With Their No Brains Heads Up Their Asses Kneeling For The National Anthem”
SNS ….Dayum !!!!!
Beer thirty in Little Torch Key….With a T-Storm rollin in…Front Porch
drinkin at it’s finest.
The Washington Defeated Indigenous People that Survived Small Pox and Cholera
I wrote them off years ago for the lack of ability despite spending vast amounts of money to secure supposed “talent”. They can wear dashikis for a uniform & call themselves the Washington Kunta Kintes for all I care.
Washington NANA’s: Not Actually Native Americans
Washington Bolsheviks?
Washington Monuments?
If the rich owner had any guts, he’s shut down the entire operation, sell all his assets and be done with it. No more NFL team in Washington. He can use the money from the sale to buy companies or stock in companies that won’t be subject to dictation from liberals. If he’s rich enough, the income from a football team is negligible. For most owners, it’s a hobby or it’s for prestige.
This kowtowing to madness has gone over the line to giving in to liberal demands without a whimper.
We need @trf
I will attempt to fill in. Inadequately.
The Washington Bootlicking Asshat DeepState Hemorrhoid encrusted Dimwit blue state mouth breathers.
See? @trf is much better at this than I am.
@PHenry – We all try to be like TRF but we can’t quite get the knack of it.
Change NFL to Nadless Footwashing Losers and name all the teams with 7 random consonants so there can never be any association with any word that might mean something.
Washington Reds
The Weeping Squaws…
Oh…
Never mind.
^ Washington Red Shirts
The ashington Nancy’s Nancing Around Like A Bunch of Nancing Nancy’s
How about The Washington We Be Thugs and Shit?
One more comment for their name and I’m done.
The Limp Dicks
Can’t mention “Washington”. He was white.
Can’t mention “DC”. It stands for “District of Columbia”, named after Columbus.
Just call them The Federal Fappers and be done with it.
Liberal Squaw Kings
How about The Isotopes? Nope, would probably have to pay Matt Groenig royalties.
The Atoms? Nope, same problem
The Xir? That has possibilities. Gender neutral
The Participants? Ooh, I like that one. Don’t have to worry about competing.
leave the name redskins, change the mascot to an apple.
The Coonskins
The Washington severed genitalia girly boys
The Ugh Utterers
They should honor George Kirby and Floyd Taylor because Nancy and Chuck said so.
What will the cowards give up next? Will they give up their body parts to please the extortionists?
Keeping up with the singular team names (“Jazz”, “Heat”, etc.) I suggest The Capital Offense.
The Pandas.
(Geddit? Panders → Pandas)
The “Little Bighorns”
Red Lives Matter
The Washington Soy Boys
The Washington Jellyfish – so spineless not one player will ever be injured
The Swamp Creatures
No Name
The Poofters
The Eunuchs
Washington Justice Warriors
The Washington No Whites
There’s going to be a ’20 season? Don’t let Fauci know about this!
I’m late to this contest and haven’t read through all the suggestions, but I’ll suggest:
Broke, Out-of-Bidness
S’all I got. S’all I care.
The OBAMANATION Thinskins!!! 🙄
The Malignant Blackskins, or “Melanomas” for short.
My Petey B has an idea.
How about the D.C. Unbleached Elastic Starfishes!
The Forked Tongues.
@ MJA
You cracked me up with Foreskins.
Bendovers
Woke Dopes
OK. I’ve got it!
The Mid Atlantic Pandemics!
No Washington. No warrior like references.
Wait.
The Pandemocrats!
Oh never mind.
Soy Boys
@PHenry – I like the “Washington Pandemics.” They’re sick ALL THE TIME.
The Teepee Traitor’s
The little red hens! chickens.
Doesn’t matter, I’m not watching any of the assholes.
The Washington Bowel Movements
I know I’m kinda late to the party, but how about The Washington Wigwam Wokies.
Washington Swampters…Sheepskins…Foreskins…Lambskins…Trojan Horses…Blueskins…Bullchippers
how about Red Pussies?
It will go great with all those pink pussy hats the players now wear.
Washington Jokers
I don’t know who said it first but my favorite answer to this is, keep the name and change the emblem to a potato. If they did that I would immediately be a fan, and I would buy souvenirs. That’s probably the only way I’d be a fan of the NFL.
East Coast Trained Marxists
Blackskins
First and ten on the potatoes 20. Ohh and the potatoes QB gets smashed in the backfield for a sack. They’re gonna have to whip up a new game plan if they’re gonna win this bowl game.
The Washington Grifters. In honor to the city in which they call home. Does not matter a bit to me. The NFL lost me many moons ago. See what I did there?!
Washington Foreskins!
Washington Swamp Rats
The Smegmas.
“The Discarded Foreskins”
izlamo delenda est …
Washington Early Asian Immigrants
Washington Weasels. It captures the gestalt of DC. Dan Snyder could contract with the creator of the “I.M. Weasel” cartoon to use that image for their mascot.
https://cowandchicken.fandom.com/wiki/I.M._Weasel.