Reebok Goes Full Reetard

30 Comments on Reebok Goes Full Reetard

1. Hope we don’t have any reebok stock, it’s value will tank in the market at the start of the week

2. President Obama said of the 48-year-old Kamala Harris: ‘She’s brilliant and she’s dedicated, she’s tough…She also happens to be, by far, the best looking attorney general,’ Obama said, adding, ‘It’s true! C’mon!’

   Nothing to see here…move along.

3. Well, you know these people think Mooch is worth looking at. Am I the only one who doesn’t remember the left going bonkers when Biden was fondling young girls?

4. I can’t afford them and even if I could, I wouldn’t.
   They’d be smart to focus on selling some shoes and keep out of politics.

5. These days it is verboten to compliment a woman on anything. So I don’t. Let them be. While talking on the phone with the President of Ireland last week, Mr. Trump told him that the Irish reporter in the room “had a lovely smile.” Some bint on CNN immediately said it was a sexist remark. Unphuckinbelievable!

6. You know that fattie swimsuit model that they keep telling us is beautiful?
   Don’t worry, I won’t EVER call her beautiful.

7. My female family doctor told me the same thing last year after checking me out.

   Huh. I didn’t know it wasn’t appropriate. Maybe I can still sue her.

8. Here is a tweet by James Woods about how Reebok really respects women’s bodies:

   https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/886439876161191943/photo/1

9. Lady comes home after a medical examination.
   Well, how did it go? asked the husband.
   Great, said the wife. The doctor told me I had the finest 60 year old breasts he had seen in a long while.
   Oh, said the husband, somewhat perturbed, and what did he say about your 60 year old ass?
   Matter of fact your name never came up, said the wife.
   Ouch!

10. Smelling sweaty feet for years has adversely affected brain function.

11. Soooo very clever…NOT!!!

12. Another company now on my list to never buy from again.

13. ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

    🔺 Reebok triangle logo 🔺

14. Reebok sneakers. Made in Asia with child labor?

15. He didn’t really mean it, he was just searching for something nice to say about the elderly woman.

16. “Those toned arms are becoming a trademark. And a source of inspiration for some women.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/02/26/toning.obama.arms/

    Screw these people.

17. Let’s see how much damage we can inflict on another of our declared political enemies.

18. And from a different angle, woman who train, anybody that trains, likes hearing compliments like that. Those compliments drive you to train harder. You would think Reebok might know this. I don’t know whether the French First lady works out or not but apparently DJT thinks she does.

19. Now, do one that lets us know when it is inappropriate to take a selfie.

    “While attending someone’s funeral.” NO

20. There sure are a lot of NOs on that info-graph coming from the tolerant left.

21. “Now, do one that lets us know when it is inappropriate to take a selfie.”

    That sounds like a great contest.

22. James Woods is always on target. Just so you know Reebok is a wholly owned subsidiary of Adidas out of Germany. There headquarters are in Canton Ohio and while they do make some shoes in the US (specifically their “Made in the USA” line the rest ae not. They are made in Asia, primarily in China for slave wages. Yep a class act they are who have earned the right to be critical of a President for the first time in generations cares more about the country then his image (Ronald Reagan excluded).

23. James Woods *clearly* doesn’t understand
    the foot bone is connected to the ass bone….

24. The most powerful man in the world just told you, a 64 year old woman who appears regularly in public and married to a man years your junior, that “You’re in great shape…beautiful”.

    I have a feeling this does more to boost her ego than play to her insecurities.

    Not a case of misogyny on my part, just common sense from being married to my high school sweetheart for almost 35 years.

25. Out of curiosity, how often do women (I use that term loosely) walk around in their underwear while wearing a pair of shoes? Apparently often enough to be portrayed in an advertisement.

26. Another name for my “NEVER AGAIN!” list.

27. Much better than telling Macron how thoughtful it was to bring his mother with him…

28. Really didn’t know reebok was still a player in the athletic shoe industry.

29. @eternal cracker:
    “Out of curiosity, how often do women (I use that term loosely) walk around in their underwear while wearing a pair of shoes?”

    A: Not nearly enough!

30. Aaand another reason I just bought New Balance sneakers.
    Made in America too.