Feel old?
I do.
Make a Beatles song about old age –
Strawberry Ensure, Forever
She’s Leaving The Home
I Saw Her Shuffling There
Feel old?
I do.
Make a Beatles song about old age –
Strawberry Ensure, Forever
She’s Leaving The Home
I Saw Her Shuffling There
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I was just 70.
Couldn’t hold in my pee.
I cover my sneezes so I can catch my dentures….
I pooped my pants in front of your mother… Ooo…
she saw me standing there.
Dear prune juice.
I want to hold my bladder.
You’re going to lose that hair.
He’s a pretty cool character, he sounds very humble.
Much of my growing of age back in the 60s had The Beatles as the soundtrack. I’ll still put on one of their albums and memories will flood back, kinda like what some smells(my sense of smell is dead) do for some.
When I’m 65 seems like such a long time ago.
Octogenarian’s Garden.
If you want to feel reeeaaallly old: https://twitter.com/BrimleyLine
Wilford Brimley was about 51 when Cocoon was released.
Lucy in the Sky with Dialysis.
Elenore Rigor Mortis
Here comes the snack cart
Can’t buy me Oxycontin
As long as it’s not here comes the crash cart.🥺
We all live in a yellow senior home
I’m not dead yet
Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Heart Murmur Band
Help!
(lol)
“Elanor Rigby” could be about old age as it IS “Look at all the lonely people”, just throw in sonething about COVID for an update…
The Long and Winding Wheelchair Ramp
Oh bla dder oh bla dah
Here comes the nurse
Twist my back and shout
Baby You can Drive my Golf Cart
All kidney stones must pass
What?
While my knees gently creak.
Happiness is a Warm Bedpan
Actual Beatles song titles that could be about old age.
Twist and Shout
Help
Don’t Bother Me
I’m Only Sleeping
I’m So Tired
If I Fell
Drive My Car
You can’t see me.
Had to delete my last post, thought he was dead! 🤭
Hey Jude I Thought I Was A Dude
Yesterday All My Hair And Teeth Are Now So Far Away
Damn these are corney! 🙄
Why Don’t We Leave It In The Road?
The Hippy Hippy Break
Maxwell’s Silver Hairline
Maxwell’s Silver Spectrum Multi Vitamins
Ooh! My Stomach
Halter Falter
Nostalgic Wood
When I’m 64.
Coming up on 10 years ago.
Last Day in the Life
Backboard
Let It Die.
Get Back Surgery
Twist and Shout in Agony
Penny Lame
Here Comes the Hearse
Viagra Wood
Album title: Feed the Beetles
It’s Getting Butt Hurt.
“I’m Sittin’ on the stool
and I’m tryin’ to make a poo
and you know it don’t come easy…”
While my bladder gently leaks
Got To Get You Off Of My Lawn
A Hard Stool’s Night
With A Little Help From My Depends
I Get By With a Little Help From My Hoveround
Back in the Ee-Ee-E R
Lucy asking where’s the depends
All You Need Is Luvs
One After 99
The Lax Man.
You Know My Name? (‘Cause I Don’t Remember)
“Who are the Beatles?”…..
Rug Tripper
…I started to rewrite “Something” for old age, and the further I got, the more it seemed I was mocking the very real illnesses and diseases of very real old people, some of whom are literally fighting for their lives here. This in a world with no respect for their elders, that is actively trying to denegrate, marginalize, even outright murder the elderly with COVID so satan can take over quicker, and even after watching both patients and friends die of old age after being horribly mistreated in nursing homes, I’m gonna mock that?
Nope.
I don’t like Ringo or anything he stands for, and especially not his buddy McCartney, but the most I will say about their approaching demise is that the nice thing about sickness and death is that it happens to your enemies too, and leave it at that. I want to see McCartney’s neck broken quickly at a very public hanging, not his few remaining wits and abilites rot away slowly as it becomes a race to see if his skeletal, vascular, hepatic, renal, or neurological system kills him first, if a tumor doesn’t do so beforehand.
Old age is nasty. And anyone who lives long enough will suffer it soon enough.
I wont’t wish it on anyone.
Let me pee
Golden Shower Slumbers
I wish I was 65.
Dear Prune Juice
Jello Goodbye
Halter Swelter
Looks Naturally
Here There And Everywhere ( I Lost My Keys )
Mean Mister Metamucil
Paperback Diaper
I Look Like The Walrus
I Don’t Want To Soil The Pantry
Will you still need me
Will you still feed me
Like when I was sixty-four?
I’m Happy Just To Be Anywhere
You’re Gonna Lose That Girdle
Old White Shoes
You Never Give Me Your Preparation-H
Polygrip Pam
Ticket To Roids
Carry that (extra) weight.
While My Edema Gently Seeps
@ SNS
Not even one stanza from Fool On The Pill?
Starkey is having a virtual concert with a bunch of white B-Listers and a benefit for…..
Black Lives Matter
SMH
Anyway, Happy Birthday Ringo.
Eight Enemas a Week
Doctor Robert -urologist
I got nothin’ because I didn’t like their music as a kid and can hardly remember any of it.
Eight Enemas a Week, where do I sign up?
Being For The Benefit Of Doctor Scholls.
Glass Bunions
Being for the Benefit of Mr. Fiber!
The Continuing Story of the Nursing Home Bill
Geezer Please Me
Glass Bunion
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
She Was Just Seventy
Lucy in the Sky with Dentures
For You Blue Hair
And Your Balm Can Sting
Come Together (they did it 50+ years ago).
66 years ago i was a fan of the originator of “The Bakersfield Sound” (later joined by Mrele + Merle. Merle 2 (“Are The Good tTimes Really over for Good?” I think is by far the most faomous of the Bakersfield boys , which is fair since he was born nearby.
Only folks in the West listened to Buck when Ike was President. But in England Ringo + Paul did. They would 10 years later cover many of Bucks’s songs.
Ringo had a gold on “All I gotta do is Act Naturally”!
Abut 15 years later he recorded it again with Buck.
Ringo likedWestern music so in my book he was (56 years ago) and still is ok!
80 IS NOT OLD!
Don’t let be down (cause I can’t get up)/
It’s A Good Day If I See Sunshine
Here Comes My Great-grandson
I Saw Her Standing There (a minute ago)
If I Fell
Really….1964
https://youtu.be/vq78BDwCujs
.
Am I As Old As Lady Madonna?
(Do You) Know My Name?
the only beetle with staying power if you ask me.
the rest sucked in their solo careers.
most of the beetle songs sucked as well
i turn up ringo songs
i turnoff the rest of them
love me some back off boogaloo
Yellow Bedpan
P.S. I Love Beano
I Want to Hold Your Handrail
Lovely Rita, Assisted Living Maid.
Yesterday…What Happened?
You’re Going To Lose That Hair
The Long And Winding Road to the Cemetery