The Russians have engineered a human like robot that they hope can be used onboard the International Space Station for routine or dangerous tasks. Skybot-850 or Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research (Fedor) was suppose to be offloaded yesterday from a Soyuz resupply capsule, but the vessel was unable to dock due to a “rendezvous system malfunction.” Fedor is the fourth robot sent to the ISS (two American, one European). More
Was it a sex robot?
Will the robot ship now become drifting junk?
“rendezvous system malfunction”
Hey, this happened on a Friday night. I betcha the orbital mechanics had already punched out and were deep into rocket juice boilermakers.
Maybe it’s going home to participate in the 2020 election.
The Russians are having trouble doing anything right lately.
Agent 86 says:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox-NkyEFTmo
Was it a Russian robot named Halski?
Doe’s its name translate to Major Tom?
Ya know, the tune still works with the minor change od….
🎶Ground Control to Diff’rent Tim.
Hahaha. Just goofing on you, chum.
“Surely the Russians could have got that right”
They didn’t. And don’t call me Shirley.
Somehow, it will be Trump’s fault.
So, FEDOR pulled a Fredo?
When an explanation was demanded, R2-D2 was heard to say, “Ba-deep-booba-bing-bang-boom!”