Sad: Desperate People Doing Anything For a Roll of Toilet Paper

19 Comments on Sad: Desperate People Doing Anything For a Roll of Toilet Paper

1. Sometimes my wife doesn’t have the same sense of humor I do. I thought it was funny.

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2. I would have held out for a jelly donut.

   If it was a bear claw….I dunno’ man… that skag would probably wind up on the back of a milk carton.

   Gotta’ have standards.

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3. Funny!

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4. How ’bout a ‘baker’s dozen’?

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5. Girl goes missing!

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6. Ouch, those braces were a buzzkill.

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7. She wasn’t married, cause the BJ’s disappear.

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8. “It’s gettin’ crazy around here.”

   Says the guy who definitely got a doughnut, an leaves whatever else he got to the imagination, and he wasn’t going back inside the house any time soon either.

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9. This reminds me of a drunk prank phone call my brother did way back when. He called Dunkin Donuts and when the employee answered, “Thank you for calling Dunkin Donuts. How can I help you?” With a Dunkin drunken slur he asks, “Do you guys jizz in your donuts?” “What?” “You know. Do you jizz in your donuts?” Guy hung up.

   After that we called it Spunkin Donuts. 🤣

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10. Great joke from a good ole boy, notice how casually the doughnut enters the picture frame. Country humor.

    Great comic delivery and timing…

    Are crack ho’s falling from the skies?

    Yes El Whappo

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11. Just because some desperate loser offers a BJ for a plain donut ($1.05 where I live) and a roll of toilet paper (less than $1.00 a roll) it does not mean she is a crack-ho.

    Besides, it was probably a tranny since good ole country boys are known to like some of dat, ahem, “back-door action” over straight sex and it being a rather deserted looking place I bet the tranny thought it could get lucky and score a free lunch full of protein and a sugary snack to wash it down with.

    Never underestimate a good ole boy…. especially if you see his sheep walking around kinda gimpy!!!

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12. I suppose he had to edit the good parts of the video out – damn

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13. Pretty weird. People panic and their first thought is to make sure they have a clean asshole? Anyone have an explanation?

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14. As long as clean water and some decent
    food goes IN and the food/water comes OUT
    you will live.Humans survived for many centuries
    without TP and there are many in the world today
    that don’t have it.

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15. Need more details on where she went.
    It’s been a long time since someone gave me a … doughnut.

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16. Junius,
    Back in the 50s mothers would tell their chillens to wear clean underwear in case they were in an accident.
    Seriously.
    Didn’t want to show up at Hospital with skid marks.

    People are funny.

    izlamo delenda est …

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17. I larfed… 🤣

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18. The joke is getting old.

19. Bill Clinton said a BJ wasn’t sex.
    My wife does NOT agree.