The research conducting the study of human mating habits found only one other animal that prefers to procreate in private, Arabian babblers (its a bird). Yitzchak Ben Mocha reviewed over 4,000 “cultural studies” and found the need for a little privacy was a universal trait across all the societies examined.
Ben Mocha’s conclusion about why has a distinctively dry academic reasoning. Here
You may read the study for yourself Here
Because they don’t want a line forming?
“Scientists Speculate Why Humans Mate In Private”
…so their wives won’t catch ’em…
…oh, wait, you said “humans”, not “politicians”, never mind…
As Aaron Burr would say,
“Because this isn’t the Planet Of The Apes!”
I think I’d be arrested if I didn’t!🤔
Smart phone shutters induce coitus interruptus?
These scientists must have way too much_______on their hands.
Hopefully they can figure out why Democrats shit all over everything,,,
“Scientists Speculate Why Humans Mate In Private”
…because laughter is the best birth control…
https://youtu.be/t-Fy3mDHvjM
But did they conduct a ‘falsifiable experiment?’
No?
Then it’s not science!! Dammit Jim! I’m a doctor not a sex therapist!
Cause all you bastids are fat and ugly and nobody wants to see that. LOL
Two’s company. Three’s a crowd.
“Scientists Speculate Why Humans Mate In Private”
…’cause they’re not very good at it?
Maybe because, since Adam and Eve fell into sin, most rational humans have had a sense of “shame” about being naked in front of other people and have developed a sense of decorum when it comes to sexuality.
But the culture is changing…..
Almost took the bait. Nope. Not commenting.
But a female coworker whipped out a supersized bottle of hand lotion and a box of tissues on Wednesday.
I think she was up to no good and I wisely fled.
Or missed an opportunity. Not sure.
Because I live in Canada and I don’t want Not My Prime Minister and his kind to mount me while I’m getting bust with a Female.
Eve got ahold of a bad apple?
Yeah. I’m sticking with’wisely fled’.
I started to notice that the cheering crowds were bothersome….that’s why….
Because no man wants to hear “get up kid, I’ll have to show you one more time!”
I’ve seen many domestic and wild animals procreate when they randomly do it. It’s quick and dirty. There is no passion. It isn’t appealing in any way.
The purpose of humans doing it in private that it IS a private matter. Anybody who feals they want to show off has a screw loose.
Performance anxiety.
IMO, the Cave men found they were vulnerable when, um, busy doing something.
Maybe the curious scientists can explain why humans mate at any time, unlike other mammals that only mate when the female is ready to conceive.
I’ve been married for 24 years; what is this, “mating,” of which you speak? 🤨
Because whips, midgets, and people watching are all no-nos if you ask me.
…because Stormy Daniels showed us how messed up people who mate in PUBLIC are…
Great. The moment scientists begin speculating on things like this societal change usually isn’t far behind. Sex in public will become an acceptable thing in 5-10 years.
Because it’s way better inside. Nobody likes mosquito bites all over their ass or a curious dog showing up at the wrong time.
…because she’s not as pretty as you thought she was when you were drunk, and you’ll never hear the END of it if everyone SEES her “with” you because you lose your deniability…
I prefer sex in private because I am NOT a liberal.
From the study:
“….he believes that the reason humans (and babblers) began looking for privacy during sex was because the male wanted to prevent other males from seeing his female partner in a state of arousal. Such a state, he suggests, would likely have encouraged other males to attempt to mate with her. Thus, privacy, or perhaps more accurately, seclusion, allowed the male to maintain control over a sexual partner—while also allowing for continued cooperation within a group….”
They needed a “study” for this?
It lets non-alphas procreate by sneaking some tail out of sight of the alphas.
Besides……a motel room is cheaper than a charge for indecent exposure.
Cuz everyone doesn’t believe “all the world’s a stage” just actors & politicians.
’cause they are tired of ‘scientists’ trying to peek in the window
…. jeez … ‘effin’ pervs
Yitzchak Ben Mocha??? Something new at Starbucks?
This might help them to figure it out
https://youtu.be/FgxwhEPx_l8
Any so-called scientific study that relies on evolution as an explanation is a failure IMO.
I have two hypotheses that Mr. Yitz might find interesting enough to do a study on:
Hypo #1: Pizza delivery orders increase substantially after sexual intercourse.
Hypo #2: If not engaged in ordering or eating pizza after sexual intercourse, human males all fall asleep within 5 minutes of finishing their duties as sperm vendors.
In Private? Now I understand why my neighbors look at me like they do…..
Scientists evidently don’t get out much…
Obviously they didn’t witness Haight-Ashbury in the 60’s