A Kentucky woman became enraged and stabbed her husband in the chest with a grill fork because he didn’t know her second favorite type of doughnut.
When police arrived the husband was bleeding profusely while sitting against a tree.
More at The Smoking Gun
Doughnut Hoes Matter
if the fork sticks, he isnt fully cooked.
Makes sense to me.
We are living in interesting times.
izlamo delenda est …
She might let us know while she’s in the hole if we’re talking glazed, cinnamon, powdered or chocolate topped cruller.
I’ll take a stab at it……chocolate-chocolate donut.
Next month, Lord willing, I will celebrate 25 years of marriage with my lovely wife. I am pretty sure I still don’t know her favorite donut. I am also certain she wouldn’t stab me over that. Though, it helps to not marry a psychotic person.
She has Michelle Obama’s eyes.
Cray-cray eyes.
Her eyes look glazed.
She looks like a real sweet gal from her photo. Mad dogging that camera big time!
He yelled “don’t!”
She responded, “That’s short for DOUGH NUT (droooll!)” and jabbed him.
She’s definitely got a glazed look in her eyes.
The answer is in the clues provided. She stabbed him with a grill fork, so therefore her favorite donut is a barbecued donut….
I’m guessing favorite is a sprinkle donut……..sprinkled with crystal meth.
Gonna fritter away a couple years in the pokey for the fork trick.
She put a fork in ’em he’s done,he should of remembered her favorite was Sticky Buns.
“Cruller DeVille, Cruller DeVille,
If she doesn’t scare you, no evil thing will. . . . ”
Never go full crazy.
One eye is lower than the other. This calls for some phrenology.
Is that her resting face?
Run away!!
We need moar background checks and common sense fork control.
Who knew she would bare claws?
Two old Marines and their wives met for dinner one evening recently. The Marines had been through thick and thin together and the wives had been very close friends all the while. But they hadn’t seen each other for many years. After a great dinner, the wives went to the kitchen to chat, clean up, and make coffee.
The two war dogs retired to the patio for a cigar and brandy.
Once alone the Sgt.Major said, Hey Gunny, what is this bullshit, you callin’ your wife, Honey Bunch, Sweety Pie, and Dear? You goin’ soft in the head or something’?
Naw Chuck, said the Gunny, it’s that I forgot her name about two years ago and I’m afraid to tell her, or ask!
DR. Riff Congrats. 52 years last month. She still reminds me of shit I did 52 years ago. LOL.
@Moe Tom
Thank you – she still has that smile that slayed my heart when we first met. It is a good thing to find the right person! (as a plus, she actually likes me too!)
add a couple warts and flies, she could resemble the nig in chief
Damn right he deserved it. MF-er also better know what I’m thinking before I do!
I would have held him for her.
101 Dalmatians on the, 101 Dalmatians
1 got stabbed and fell down
100 Dalmatians on the wall, 100 Dalmatians
Or sometin’ like dat.
I’m sure we haven’t heard the hole story…
EBT and a voter registration card. There are millions more just like them.
They are like 10 pound of mud weighing down each shoe of every American worker.
She doesn’t look like she was ever fun.
I NEVER messed wit a Gunny when I wan in he Corps. The Old Corps Nam 67 68
And I was a squad leader.!
A little easier to understand how McConnell keeps getting elected.
izlamo delenda est …