Actor and destroyer of the Indian Jones franchise, Shia LaBeouf is attempting to hitchhike for a month with two fellow free spirits this summer.
The three travelers are reporting their progress on Twitter using #TAKEMEANYWHERE and posting their journey to Vice.com.
I’m glad he has two others with him but I have one bit of advice: Stay out of Philadelphia.
This can’t end well. I’m thinking “Deliverance” on wheels.
or maybe it’s his little known twin brother Sunni
where do these parents get these names?
Or it turns into a Bernie ad.
I hope he stops at a barber shop. sheesh.
This kid is one french fry away from having no french fries. If Will Smith had a white idiot son as well as a black one, this mutt would be him.
Walk all the way and you won’t pollute!
“teamed up with fellow creative spirits Nastja Säde Rönkkö and Luke Turner for the free-flowing adventure…”
If they get into a jam they can pawn her umlauts.
I don’t know him but I’m sure he has a .45 on his hip and a .380 on his ankle.
With the face hardware, earring, and ponytail, it is obvious he won’t be putting up cash or gas for the rides.
Who is going to pick up this mess? Seriously, you would have to fumigate and de lice him before letting him ride in the back of the pickup. Hell, I wouldn’t let the dog sit next to him.
The video is funny as can be. Cantor turned down a full scholarship to medical school to do stuff like this. Hilarious.
You must turn on cc (closed caption) for the full um experience. BTW I believe Shia is a Hebrew name, not that there’s anything wrong with dat.
“Shia LaBeouf” Live – Rob Cantor
https://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.