Smokey the Bear Should Stomp Out This Guy

A bicyclist in Idaho stops to take a dump in the woods. He’s brought toilet paper but no means to cover or carry his deposit, but he did bring matches.

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7 Comments on Smokey the Bear Should Stomp Out This Guy

  1. There’s usually an overabundance of sticks with which to dig a hole about 6 inches deep and at least 200 feet away from any water source.

    Or you can poop in a bag and mail it to 0bama.

  2. You’d think an experienced rural rider would pack his TP and matches in a plastic bag to protect it from moisture – not this genius.

    Or how about poop behind a tree, ride home and drive back with a shovel to finish the job.

    But no, no, try to light the paper with matches and burn 73 acres.

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