Washington Examiner
Smuckers announced a major acquisition on Monday, purchasing Hostess, the maker of Twinkies, for roughly $5.6 billion.
The acquisition of Hostess Brands will give the J.M. Smucker Company ownership over multiple products, including Donettes, Zingers, and Mini Muffins, and will also give the company ownership to multiple Hostess Brands manufacturing locations. Three thousand employees will also join the company through this transaction. More
Swallow? I usually spit.
…with a name like Smuckers…
https://youtu.be/Ht7Jmp4tZsk?si=y8Upj8sEFCV2raAa
Smucker’s swallowing Twinkies sounds a little bit obscene. They could call them Sminkies then. Do they also acquire Wonder Bread since it was baked by Hostess. And do they even bake Wonder Bread anymore. I don’t buy white bread so I wouldn’t know.
If you can have Fluckers where’s the Bassomatic hawked by Mr. Popeil disguised as Dan Ackroyd.
geoff the aardvark TUESDAY, 12 SEPTEMBER 2023, 19:04 AT 7:04 PM
“If you can have Fluckers where’s the Bassomatic hawked by Mr. Popeil disguised as Dan Ackroyd.”
…as you wish…
https://youtu.be/iKllBHvpZcE?si=BeLqw7IxGG1PxsQX
I never saw that one before. LOL. I wonder if they had one of those in the Wuhan lab when they were concocting the Corona virus.
Madybe they make Twinkies edible
(twinkies at 03:48)
https://youtu.be/eNKStXQP0iU?si=cvhMcqGBQykk0pfy
…ok, here’s the actual Bass-O-Matic…
https://youtu.be/2HKTx5WFcs0?si=-hIcjj3GSGFnUCqt
From a Ghost Rider movie. The bad guy has a touch of death and decay. Whatever he touches rots away.
See what happens with Twinkie.
https://youtu.be/kvnOZiCXudk?si=NTLZ7m-afC52s20W
SNS
That was Batomatic.
This is Bassomatic.
https://youtu.be/2HKTx5WFcs0?si=-sVMUm1RshqmETLp
I no longer buy a damn thing from this company. Processed garbage.
Twinkies, if this was really an issue, butt only fer need I say it, BigMac QuarterPounders stuffyourself fatass dumpboys.
Kamala Harris dropped to her knees from habit when she read this.
When I want an unhealthy snack I usually go with Little Debbie.
Smear Smuckers preserves on a twinky and you will live forever…
Diabeetus…
I love gnoshing twinkies!
When that white stuff squirts out I almost swoon.
A rearrangement of Blackrock’s deck chairs? Is either company an independent entity?
When did they change their name from Schmucker’s?
As in “With a name like Schmucker’s, it has to be good.”
So jelly filled instead of fake whipped cream?
Might work.