Sprite – Fizzy Gender Fluid

I live by the motto “Don’t Tread On Me.” So, I really don’t care if someone wants to play dress up and do whatever it is they need to do.

But I don’t want to feel as if I’m participating in the alt-world warm fuzzies when I drink Sprite. Holding the can, so to speak, seems like an endorsement given the gravity of the film they just produced.

When did food get so intersectional?

ht/ jerry manderin

24 Comments on Sprite – Fizzy Gender Fluid

  1. There is too big a divide to bridge. The other side, of liberals and queers, is evil. That’s all.

    For what they have done, are doing, and will continue to do, they will face the wrath of God.

  2. I can’t even watch that. That crap just disgusts me and I’m glad not to have had a tee vee in decades.

  3. don’t let it bother you … THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT … the more you (we) complain, the more publicity it garners & the more the Marxists can brand you a ‘racist/homophobe/deplorable hater’.

    one of the greatest powers in the world is the power to ignore

    you like Sprite … go for it … I won’t brand you

    (btw, I like aged Scotch Single Malt, good Bourbon, fresh strong Coffee, Craft Beer & clean water … I don’t drink soda … donations gladly accepted 😉 )

  4. Enjoy a can of Sprack. Lemon Party or Lime?

    But you can’t just have a commercial or moment. Some New Year’s BS was on a second ago where the diverse announcer was interviewing the not at all in the closet black guy in a camel suede long coat congratulating him on his new whatever the fuck. He had to mention that he’s so proud of his tv/movie whatever portraying a strong African American father raising his son because you just don’t see that enough on tv.

    It seemed like that was tacitly admitting that it’s good to see that on the screen because you’re sure not going to see it in real life. 1 out of every 2 black pregnancies end in abortion. Then, the one born stands a 70% chance of being raised in a single parent home.

    Now showing that would be Reality Based tv.

  5. Pride: What you feel when someone you love chooses to be free.

    No. Pride is an achievement. Or an admiration of qualities or possessions in others that are admired.

    Deciding you’re not going to be male or female because mental illness clouds your judgement is not an achievement. If you admire the qualities of someone else because of their mental illness, that makes you mentally ill as well.

    Pride is the last word to use to describe what’s happening here.

    For example, I’m proud of our country with Donald J Trump as president. I can’t use that same word to describe a bunch of faggots and admiration of country with DJT at the helm. It just doesn’t work. Nor would faggots want me hijacking their “pride” to use as a descriptor for my admiration of country with DJT at the helm.

    Like zer/zim/zhe. The goofs need to come up with a word and stop hijacking my language while simultaneously blaming me for hate speech because I won’t use their improper definition. Rather than trying to change the proper definition of a word that’s been defined for ages before the wokeness came to town. When the goofs do come up with a new word, I’ll be the first to laugh at them for it and purposefully never use it as they intended. Because it’s a “mental illness,” something we already have defined, clear and concise.

  6. No matter how many times they show people smiling, supporting and proud of this behavior, you know there are parents and grandparents who are mourning the death of their family’s future. (Their Family Tree is dead.) Unfortunately, Society won’t allow them to voice their sorrow.
    Remember the father of that football player who came out. He lost most of his kids and the only survivor was queer. People bashed him for saying he needed to go get a drink.

  7. This is just liberal crap. If I enjoyed Sprite, which is dying like TAB cola, I wouldn’t be any more interested. I am going to enjoy what I am going to enjoy. During the Obama administration, that became narrowed. Under the Trump administration, it has expanded. I didn’t shut off the NFL, one of my few joys because some punk knelt. That’s not how I roll. There were so many players that are patriots and the league itself has been very patriotic.
    So, no on these bans, unless grotesque misconduct by more than A SINGLE EMPLOYEE. This doesn’t bother me because I don’t buy Sprite. But if I did, this is not a game changer.
    This is not my battle. In fact, I think the are too early with this ad. Probably only playing it in California.

  8. As with cigarettes, these perverted scum are targeting the youth.
    They think that the general public is just going to embrace their flaunting of this deviant behavior. Just sickening.

  9. Like the lingering odor left after the removal of rotting remains the foul stench permeates the surrounding area.
    This is an example of the Obama legacy.

  10. Just call these weirdos “sprites”. Yeah, it’s an ad with a bunch of sprites getting sprited up for a big sprite festival of spriteliness. All the most spritely sprites will be there.

    Associate the brand with this behavior and only the sprites will want to touch the stuff.

  11. Sprite – first cousin to the Fairy.

    Grab one! Squeeze it! Suck it dry!

    (I shoulda gone into advertising)

    izlamo delenda est …

  12. Homos are ridiculously over-represented in media relative to their actual numbers. I used to not care about who did what to whom in private, but this in your face shit is really starting to piss me off. And, when I’m pissed off, I’m not a likable guy.

  13. @ChiGuy – You’re really on to something!
    What a sprite.
    That guys’ a sprite.
    Hey, let’s have sprite sex!

    Use the term against them and it will be impossible for them to counter.
    Well played.

  14. It must be exhausting to keep up the pretense that they are not mentally ill.

    Their only goal is destruction upon everybody else and that is the devil’s work

  15. Gross. Also, ruined one of my favorite songs. The original version was moving, this version was cloying.
    LGBQTMNOP iconoclasim at its best, this exemplifies they are barbarians, who only pillage and destroy our precious culture, adding nothing of value.

  16. The third season, Disks 4 and 5 (episodes 10-13) of “Dark Matter” explained it to me (in a science fiction sort of way) the infiltration tactics of this insanity.

    Unfortunately, it ended on a cliff hanger (in Episode 13) and “Dark Matter” was cancelled for the following 4th and 5th seasons.

    This insanity gives America a bad impression to sexually normal, reasonable people of faith and/or heterosexuality.

    Ignore this insanity. And, this insanity will go away.

    Just… Please God! Do not judge us for what they do and condemn us as another Sodom.

  17. Nothing satisfies me like intimate sex with a real women, and a glass of JW Black afterwards. Sprite is for idiots.


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