Two years ago, Saint Louis settled a billion-dollar case against the NFL for a reported $790 million. Here
The city is still trying to figure out how to spend its share of the money. Here
The story of how the gateway city received its parting gift for the Rams is an interesting study in greed and broken assurances. Watch
Use the money to turn their old stadium into a church.
They are used to kneeling in there anyway, so it may as well be to the only One who is WORTHY of it.
And if there’s one thing St. Louis definitely doesn’t have NEARLY enough of, it’s God…
I can give you some excellent ideas for laundering it.
First, set up a couple dozen shell companies…
And don’t forget, 10% for you-know-who. π
Have you considered high-speed rail? I can take your $250M and turn that into billion$ in federal subsidies.
Build a few jails & hire a bunch of police.
The Reparations Crowd in that city will gladly form a line to grab a fistful of that money then scream it wasn’t enough.
They can send it to me (cash) and I will promise never to step foot in that city.
FJB
Build a Taylor Swift Museum & Gift Shoppe.
Cleveburg here… I can take your $250M and turn it into a worthless quarterback!
First form a committee to study the problem.
Hows about paying down your pension obligations?
(Wait. No one’s doing that now. Damn the torpedoes…)
Seal off all the I 70 exit ramps from East St Louis