A robber stole a car, held up a convenience store, crashed while fleeing police and escaped into a swampy area in Middleton, WI (a suburb of Madison). The police borrowed a raft from the Fire Department and a drone with a camera to go after the thief.
When they found him, the police reported that both his shoes and a wad of cash was found drifting away.
Marquis M. Phiffer, 21, is a heroin addict who was going through withdrawals and claims that he tried to hang out at the local library (I guess to get his mind off of going cold turkey) but it was closed. So, apparently going on a crime spree was the next best alternative.
So he bought a gun, stole a car, and he tried to run?
But he didn’t get far…
…runnin’ like a dog through the Everglades.
Was he wearing flip flops? LOL
In the Ghetto.
On a horse with no name.