Why is this a post? Dunno.
It’s Ted Cruz, with a beard attempt. 
30 Comments on Ted Cruz Has Decided To Try and Grow a Beard
Comments are closed.
iOTWreport.com ©2024 ----- iOTWreport is not responsible for the content of comments. All opinions in comments are solely the commenter's.
Quickly …. do it …. do it with fire .. do it
Whatever!
Fear the beard?….What’s next, a man bun?…..LOL….
Sandpaper will get it off.
I think it looks good.
Now do a President Trump simulation.
throw on a stovepipe hat and go as Lincoln.
Who gives a microscopic shit? FFS!
With the three suggestions I sent ya, this is what you put up here?
Have another cup of covfefe and get to it boy…
Oh No! It’s the evil Ted from the “Mirror, Mirror” universe.
To camo the double chin
Anymouse DECEMBER 5, 2018 AT 3:58 PM
With the three suggestions I sent ya, this is what you put up here?
Have another cup of covfefe and get to it boy…
CORRECTION: I sent four… (At least one of them should have been worthy.)
Screw it! Time for my nap…
I can only grow a goatee and some pork chops. Around mid October, I usually quit shaving for as long as I can stand it.
I’m not the coiffing type, so I don’t know what to do with the damn thing. It’s not curly either, like Sam Elliot, a big shop sweeping broom!
It’s snowed enough, but the weather really hasn’t been cold. That’s usually the turning point for facial hair with me, snotcicles.
Don’t do it, Ted. I’ve hated mine for years.
I like it when conservatives look like the real men we are.
It also makes the liberal girly men look more girly.
I forgot this is the Ted Cruz sucks report. My bad.
He’s latino, everyone knows that can’t grow full beard! Little shitty hairs growing out of different parts of their faces.
I like it.
Sue me.
“Try” is the appropriate word.
Cruz is a good guy. He”s just not Trump – or Reagan – or Washington.
But who else is?
He should stick to what he does best – handing out soccer balls and teddy bears to people who are invading the country he swore to protect against enemies foreign and domestic.
I am currently working on the Santa Claus/Homeless Drifter look. I like Ted’s new look; cover up as much ugly as possible.
The “Fidel” look doesn’t suit him are my thoughts.
As long as he continues to support the Constitution, I really don’t care where he grows hair or how long it gets.
I think beards are great! Mr. Illustr8r has one about 10 months out of the year. Sean Connery manly beards. Not the lumberjack columns sporting from millennial guys chin that use moisturizers and lotions and condition era to keep and soft and coiffed. These kids are going to look back at their photos and question their styling choices-it’s their version of the mullet.
I don’t like it on him. Makes him look older than he is.
Wow…. put a Viva! Mexico hat on him and he’s my lawn guy.
Very handsome! I like it. He’s not a good- looking man.
(All my favorite men have beards.)
If Ted needs advice on beards he should talk to Obamas.
Why not? Obama had one. . .
He had to because people kept mixing him up with Grandpa Munster.
Don’t try it if it’s snot there. What, are you 15?
“He had to because people kept mixing him up with Grandpa Munster.”
Or Robert Prosky as a cowboy.
I like Ted … President Trump should appoint him to RBG’s seat … when she dies, of course … wouldn’t be cricket before then …
izlamo delenda est …