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Testicle Festival On Hold

Monday, 23 March 2020, 20:37 BFH Uncategorized 40

From many sources, including Jerry Manderin and try the veal.

Pandemic hits below the belt.

40 Comments on Testicle Festival On Hold

  5. Well, heck, this just means we’ll have to hold our own two-person mini-festivals in our own bedrooms.

    The nature of the celebration needs to change, though. I did say “bedroom” and not “kitchen” (-;

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  10. Hold on, I’m coming. Isn’t that title a bit lurid, As if the Rocky Mtn. oysters weren’t bad enough in the 1st place, add chicken gizzzrds to it. I thought that the chinks and others who eat this stuff use it as an aphrodisiac. This stuff is probably better for you than the Corona virus and you get to wash it down with some Corona beer if you like.

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  14. Just imagine all of the disappointed testicles that won’t get to ride the roller coaster, eat cotton candy and funnel cakes…..poor little bastards…..The airing of the grievances at Testivus with be monumental…

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  15. Never heard it called that, in my neck of the woods it’s called calf fry festival.
    All of the local businesses compete for the best calf fries.

    For years I would go and pay my ticket price and just eat the sides and desserts they offered. Finally after all those years of refusing to eat a calf ball, I tried one a few years ago and some people can make them taste pretty darn good.

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  22. Many years ago we had an office party during the holidays. There was a technician whose family had a cattle farm who would bring barbecued calf testicles for those brave enough to eat them. The president of the company stopped by and unknowingly went for the crock pot thinking they were meatballs. Everyone clammed up. He really enjoyed them without ever knowing what they were.

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  30. Wonder what they taste like? I love liver, giblets, chicken feet, hated brains as a kid, never been coerced to eat them since I gagged the first time. Mom didn’t push sweetbreads on us either after one try.

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  33. My brother bought a giant trophy (the thing was four feet tall) at Goodwill or some such place. I didn’t know what he was up to at the time. Six months later we were on a trip to visit my grandpa and he brought it along then had me pull over and photograph him holding it up in front of the Rock Creek MT Testicle Festival billboard on I-90

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  35. …another possible theme song…

    https://youtu.be/6amRqbEj4rs

    “I’ve got big balls
    I’ve got big balls
    And they’re such big balls
    Dirty big balls
    And he’s got big balls,
    And she’s got big balls,
    But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all!
    And my balls are always bouncing
    My ballroom always full
    And everybody comes and comes again
    If your name is on the guest list
    No one can take you higher
    Everybody says I’ve got great balls of fire!”
    -AC/DC, “Big Balls”

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  38. SNS, my next youngest brother deliberately threw a pine cone at me that hit me hard in the nuts while I was mowing our elderly neighbor lady’s lawn next door when I was about 14 or 15. Needless to say that made me really angry at him and I gave chase and at the same time my friends father (Smiling Larry or just plain Smiley who was probably the biggest and oldest kid in the neighborhood) was painting his house down the street up on a ladder saw the whole thing and was yelling at me “Go kill him Muskie” (that was my nickname I picked up from him about 1968 or so), I really wanted to nail my brother but he was a faster runner than me and got away because of the trauma to my groin, it hurt like hell and I could barely run. I did forgive him eventually but I still wonder why the hell he did it to me in the first place. Maybe it’s because I’m the oldest of 4 boys and he was just being a jerk and an ass to me, who knows.

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  39. My brother is just a little bit less than a year younger than me, I was born in Mar. 1953 and he was born at the end of Feb. 1954. I have always had a love/hate relationship with him since he’s closer in age to me than 2 youngest brothers. Families were like that back then, my wife and her older sister and brother were all born nearly a year apart in Sept. 1954, 55 and 56. My brother eventually became a Jesus freak in the early 70’s and was one of the first ones to lead me to Christ as my Saviour, so he does have that going for him but he can still be a pain in the ass all these years later.

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