KFI: A Texas man has been charged with felony theft after investigators connected him to a strange heist to steal more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the last nine years, according to the Brownsville Herald.
Gilberto Escamilla, a former Cameron County Juvenile Justice Department employee, took off work one day for a medical appointment. That same day, a delivery driver called the kitchen about having 800 pounds of fajitas to drop off.
A woman told the driver that the department didn’t serve fajitas, but the driver told her that he’d been delivering the food for nine years. more
I can only be about 95% mad at this guy. Fajitas are pretty fucking delicious. LOL
You never know what you’ll miss at work when you have a doctor’s appointment.
I guess that guy really likes fajitas. They are good, but I can only eat few thousand dollars worth of them a year.
He got sloppy. Jump to Australia and become the pointman for Alphabet. Don’t let them sit.
http://techcrunch.com/2017/10/16/alphabets-project-wing-now-delivers-burritos-by-drone-in-southeastern-australia/
This thread gives me gas.
He’s going to jail for sizzle my nizzle.
Obviously this guy was stealing fajitas that were nacho his own.
Anyone bother to call and cancel the sour cream delivery?
I woulda got burnt out on them after 500k worth.
No mention of Mrs. Obama as a co-conspirator?!?!?
Apparently not all the skirt-chasers are in Hollywood.
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No one noticed for nine years that they were being charged for fajitas? Sounds about right for parts of Texas.
You know what they say about Fajitas, if they weren’t meant to be eaten they wouldn’t have made them look like a Taco. Or something like that anyway.
$1.2 mil, what was that, about 47 fajitas?
He ate $1.2mil in fajitas? Oh, the globull warming!
It occurs to me that my previous comment might have been a bit esoteric for some. Originally, fajitas were made solely from “skirt steak”, a cheaper cut of beef muscle from around the diaphragm. As fajitas became more popular, other cuts of beef and even chicken were substituted. The best and tastiest fajitas are still made from skirt steak, although you may have to buy it from the butcher and prepare it yourself if you can’t find a restaurant that serves it.
Shame on all you cultural appropriators!!!!
I got it, Vietvet. lol
When I grill steaks I always cook an extra one and use it as Fajita meat a couple of days later.