The Theorbo

12 Comments on The Theorbo

1. I’m playing the air Baroque Theorbo right now.

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2. I can see the headline now:

   THEORBO PLAYER BREAKS STRING DURING PERFORMANCE; 3 DEAD

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3. Can it play ‘Stairway to Heaven’

   Or

   ‘Smoke on the Water’?

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4. That second neck is looong! What a comical looking instrument

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5. after all these centuries they’re still spelling THE ORBO wrong

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6. play ‘Free Bird’!!!!

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7. Hillary voter? Or Trump voter? I’m giving 5 to 1 odds on Hillary.

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8. Q: What would you get if you attached Gidget Cortez to Michelle Obama.

   A: An even dumber elephant.

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9. Shouldn’t that be dumber donkeys or asses rather than an elephant?

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10. I prefer the Bilabial Fricative myself

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11. Makes one wonder what would have been the effect on our culture if they had played dueling theorbos in DELIVERANCE.

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12. I like the painting…looks Dutch, ca 17th Century.