So, has her family been notified of her impending demise?
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She could at least shave all her chins.
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She would actually have to have someone do it for her because with all that blubber she couldn’t reach down and around far enough to get at it herself.
8
He’s right about one thing, we do likes our vajayjay and a gal can get far wit that! But a mouf is just as good!
4
That’s a MAN BABY!!!
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Thank you, @MJA, for my required quarterly exposure to Salty Cracker that I need to reinforce my conclusion that he is unwatchable. Bless his heart, but he hides behind his microphone, can’t look at the camera, is constantly touching his nose, and puts on phony voices that are unintelligible.
11
We’re gonna run out of Darwin awards.
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The vibe from the Reddit post is that the person doesn’t know how pregnancy starts, like it’s an airborne virus that’s impossible to avoid.
7
“Oh noes! Am I going to kill myself if I perform surgery on myself to remove my uterus?”
All I could think of is, “never interrupt your enemy when (s)he is making a mistake.”
Soooo…you do you, honey, I’ll just stand over here and watch.
Oops, you’re bleeding out? Let me call 9-1-1 on my cell phone. Oops, my battery’s dead. Too bad. Buh bye.
9
Sheesh!
6
Last time I saw anything like that it was on the farm being loaded on a truck.
11
Moo!
3
“Last time I saw anything like that it was on the farm being loaded on a truck.”
Destination: glue factory
3
At first glance I suspected “dude”. After contemplating how society has devolved over the past decade I retract my first impression and now say “IT”.
5
After the election Adam Shiff and some of the White House staff said they want to try this…
5
You can get a tubal ligation for a very low cost or free. So many people who use the internet daily apparently have no idea that they can look up the answers to their stupid questions instead of asking Reddit, including what causes pregnancy, since, as manbearpig pointed out, too many don’t have a clue.
2
There is a device sold at Academy Sporting Goods called the Butt-Out. It is inserted into the anal cavity of deer, elk and other game animals. Once inserted, it twisted and pulled out, thus pulling the colon with it so it can be cut off. I would highly encourage all weirdos to employ this tool in the pursuit of taking charge of their lives.
6
Poor son of a bitch musta fell out of an ugly tree and grabbed every branch on the way down
2
Fellow ladies….now, THAT’s funny!
2
“Jabba the Hut dies after botched home surgery, film at 11”
I can see the news promo now.
4
She/it “has more chins than a Chinese phone book.”
H/T to the late great Joan Rivers!
2
Love the Salty Cracker!!! He is a riot and embraces his idiosyncrasies, which in my mind is part of his appeal. I live his silly voices as well.
3
That “person” says at the beginning of the video he used to be a man. Somewhere, in his twisted mind he wants to share what he thinks is “wisdom” for women to follow – make men earn what they desire. Implying men will do anything for sex with a woman because of her physical attributes.
Guess that might be a consideration if it wasn’t coming from a mentally ill, morbidly obese man pretending to be a woman. He really isn’t someone who should be giving any advice.
BTW, Salty Cracker is fun. Sure, he’s goofy, awkward and clowns but he’s got the right perspective and a he’s a conservative.
So, has her family been notified of her impending demise?
She could at least shave all her chins.
She would actually have to have someone do it for her because with all that blubber she couldn’t reach down and around far enough to get at it herself.
He’s right about one thing, we do likes our vajayjay and a gal can get far wit that! But a mouf is just as good!
That’s a MAN BABY!!!
Thank you, @MJA, for my required quarterly exposure to Salty Cracker that I need to reinforce my conclusion that he is unwatchable. Bless his heart, but he hides behind his microphone, can’t look at the camera, is constantly touching his nose, and puts on phony voices that are unintelligible.
We’re gonna run out of Darwin awards.
The vibe from the Reddit post is that the person doesn’t know how pregnancy starts, like it’s an airborne virus that’s impossible to avoid.
“Oh noes! Am I going to kill myself if I perform surgery on myself to remove my uterus?”
All I could think of is, “never interrupt your enemy when (s)he is making a mistake.”
Soooo…you do you, honey, I’ll just stand over here and watch.
Oops, you’re bleeding out? Let me call 9-1-1 on my cell phone. Oops, my battery’s dead. Too bad. Buh bye.
Sheesh!
Last time I saw anything like that it was on the farm being loaded on a truck.
Moo!
“Last time I saw anything like that it was on the farm being loaded on a truck.”
Destination: glue factory
At first glance I suspected “dude”. After contemplating how society has devolved over the past decade I retract my first impression and now say “IT”.
After the election Adam Shiff and some of the White House staff said they want to try this…
You can get a tubal ligation for a very low cost or free. So many people who use the internet daily apparently have no idea that they can look up the answers to their stupid questions instead of asking Reddit, including what causes pregnancy, since, as manbearpig pointed out, too many don’t have a clue.
There is a device sold at Academy Sporting Goods called the Butt-Out. It is inserted into the anal cavity of deer, elk and other game animals. Once inserted, it twisted and pulled out, thus pulling the colon with it so it can be cut off. I would highly encourage all weirdos to employ this tool in the pursuit of taking charge of their lives.
Poor son of a bitch musta fell out of an ugly tree and grabbed every branch on the way down
Fellow ladies….now, THAT’s funny!
“Jabba the Hut dies after botched home surgery, film at 11”
I can see the news promo now.
She/it “has more chins than a Chinese phone book.”
H/T to the late great Joan Rivers!
Love the Salty Cracker!!! He is a riot and embraces his idiosyncrasies, which in my mind is part of his appeal. I live his silly voices as well.
That “person” says at the beginning of the video he used to be a man. Somewhere, in his twisted mind he wants to share what he thinks is “wisdom” for women to follow – make men earn what they desire. Implying men will do anything for sex with a woman because of her physical attributes.
Guess that might be a consideration if it wasn’t coming from a mentally ill, morbidly obese man pretending to be a woman. He really isn’t someone who should be giving any advice.
BTW, Salty Cracker is fun. Sure, he’s goofy, awkward and clowns but he’s got the right perspective and a he’s a conservative.