An Indiana man who was licking a toad while dancing by himself on an Indiana sidewalk is locked up after ignoring a trespass warning issued by cops, according to a police report.
La Porte Police Department officers were called to a bar early Sunday morning when Richard Mullins, 41, refused to leave the property after being escorted outside by security. The barefoot Mullins would not provide bouncers with ID when he walked into JJ’s Side Out Bar & Grill, cops reported. MORE@ TSG
I’m feeling sorry for the toad at this point.
Me too.
I think I’ve finally found my Avatar.
What in the actual fuck? Is this from drugs and alcohol or some sort of brain malfunction?
The toad or the licker? lol
Funny. I saw no mention of the mooch in that article.
They say some toads excrete a hallucinogenic oil. Hippies and progressives would lick a turd if they thought it would help them escape from reality.
Those pictures aren’t labeled. How are we supposed to know who is who?
What would have made it really awesome would be if he had been licking the toad while dancing with a snake.
Oh yea, like you guy haven’t had second thoughts about licking something after you’ve already done it. Peew.
LOL! I don’t lick anything unless I see a label on it first.
I have allergies. 😀
The Toad or the Dude…LOL….
Choad Licker still locked in the White House
I’m fine I have a Medical Toad Licker card.
Beavis lives?
http://youtu.be/BpCWO_X8JGw
I thought the toads that get you high were in Colorado, or somewhere out west. I’ll stick to my beer and bourbon.
Those legs. They look so intellectual.
This is an oldie but a goodie I remembered because of the subject matter of licking toads. It’s a poem by Mason Williams the composer of Classical Gas. I first read this back in the early 70’s in a very odd book of poems. It’s called Them Toad Suckers. Here we go; “How about Them toad suckers, Ain’t they clods? Sittin’ their suckin’ them green toady frogs. Suckin’ them hop-toads, sucking them chunkers, Suckin’ them leapy-types, Suckin’ them plunkers. Look at them Toad Suckers, Ain’t they snappy? Suckin them bog-frogs sure makes them happy. Them hugger mugger Toad Suckers, Way down South, Stickin’ them sucky toads in they mouth. How to be a Toad Sucker? No way to duck it. Gittchyseff a toad, Rare back and suck it!” Enjoy. I did have to look it up because I haven’t seen or read this poem in over 40 years and wouldn’t you know it was there.
Caption: “I’ll be in my room painting Homo things”
Well, there is a Toad Suck Park. In Arkansas off I40. What are the odds?
That’s the name of a town also. The native Indians used to watch the ferry boat pilots and crew suck up beer in a tavern there until they swelled up like toads. The name they called them best translates to toad suck.
That’s straight from the locals.
Delmar to Pete in a loud whisper…”we thought you was a toad”. Funny movie.
“Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure. ” lol
I’m a Dapper Dan man.
Fucked up country.
Suck a toad – go to jail.
Suck a dick – go to the White House.
Suck an ass – become Speaker of the House.
Suck a mulatto ass – become Senate Majority Leader.
“… is a geographical oddity: two weeks from everywhere.”
Toads are off limits now? There goes my sex life.
I could have lived the rest of my life without knowing this. I will never get that out of my brain now.
Lol!! That’s too fck’n funny !!! A political oddity ? Haa, haaw!!