Toad Licker Is Locked Up – IOTW Report

Toad Licker Is Locked Up

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An Indiana man who was licking a toad while dancing by himself on an Indiana sidewalk is locked up after ignoring a trespass warning issued by cops, according to a police report.

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La Porte Police Department officers were called to a bar early Sunday morning when Richard Mullins, 41, refused to leave the property after being escorted outside by security. The barefoot Mullins would not provide bouncers with ID when he walked into JJ’s Side Out Bar & Grill, cops reported. MORE@ TSG

 

29 Comments on Toad Licker Is Locked Up

  1. This is an oldie but a goodie I remembered because of the subject matter of licking toads. It’s a poem by Mason Williams the composer of Classical Gas. I first read this back in the early 70’s in a very odd book of poems. It’s called Them Toad Suckers. Here we go; “How about Them toad suckers, Ain’t they clods? Sittin’ their suckin’ them green toady frogs. Suckin’ them hop-toads, sucking them chunkers, Suckin’ them leapy-types, Suckin’ them plunkers. Look at them Toad Suckers, Ain’t they snappy? Suckin them bog-frogs sure makes them happy. Them hugger mugger Toad Suckers, Way down South, Stickin’ them sucky toads in they mouth. How to be a Toad Sucker? No way to duck it. Gittchyseff a toad, Rare back and suck it!” Enjoy. I did have to look it up because I haven’t seen or read this poem in over 40 years and wouldn’t you know it was there.

  2. That’s the name of a town also. The native Indians used to watch the ferry boat pilots and crew suck up beer in a tavern there until they swelled up like toads. The name they called them best translates to toad suck.
    That’s straight from the locals.

  3. Fucked up country.

    Suck a toad – go to jail.
    Suck a dick – go to the White House.
    Suck an ass – become Speaker of the House.
    Suck a mulatto ass – become Senate Majority Leader.

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