Peoria Journal Star
Kids yelled out the window for their parents to stop and a small traffic jam occurred at the corner of North Street and McClure Avenue.
It’s not often you see a Tyrannosaurus Rex walking down the street, pulling a little red wagon full of white gold, also known as toilet paper. Yes, it’s a changed world for many of us as the coronavirus has upended our lives, made us covet toilet paper as if it was a precious diamond and apparently, dinosaurs are walking the earth again. Okay, not really.
Rather, it was a Peoria woman named Gennie in a blow-up T. rex suit who has spent part of the past three days walking around in Peoria, pulling her wagon and passing out toilet paper. And of course, there was music playing on her cellphone. What was it? The theme song to “Jurassic Park” the movie. More
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I love the humorous side of it but to wear any kind of full suit, such as a bear, Bigfoot or T-rex would seem risky when considering the excessive number of crazy voters in our country.
@jellybean:
How ’bout a Chuck Norris suit? (-:
Scientist speculate now that it was a toilet paper shortage that really wiped out the dinosaurs.
Looks like Alinsky Rule 5 to me. Ridicule is man’s most powerful weapon.
In this case woman’s most powerful weapon.
It’s time for more ridicule of these totalitarians that have placed us under indefinite lockdown and are purposefully trying to destroy us from within.
I’m sick and tired of it. Shame these people into backing down. Their ‘cure’ is worse than the disease and the numbers just don’t justify their tyrannical response.
8.5 million here in Virginia with a little over 4,000 cases. Do the math.
But Guv Blackface has us on lockdown until June 10th?
That’s Bravo Sierra. He’s intentionally destroying the economy in an election year where democrat prospects are dismal.
@Uncle Al,
OK, I’ll give you that one, despite the fact the dems don’t want us to have any heroes.
the shutdown fools are mostly gov’t worker stiffs who will just sit at home and collect their gov’t paycheck. No hardship at all for them.
And we let these son of a bitches tell us to stay home and default on our mortgages and not pay our rent and such?
Me to country: get a backbone.
Uncle Al
APRIL 5, 2020 AT 2:19 PM
“@jellybean:
…to wear any kind of full suit…would seem risky
How ’bout a Chuck Norris suit? (-:”
…Only Chuck Norris can wear the Chuck Norris suit. The roundhouse kick from just his SUIT would KILL any other man.
That T. Rex the theory of carnivorous dinosaurs being dangerous.
Obviously, dinosaurs still have an important roll to play in our society.
Did you expect another one? Sorry—my pun-ability just went extinct.
Funny, the T Rex can’t wipe its own butt…
If I had a T-Rex suit I think I’d run down the street while pointing at the sky screaming “Oh Fuck! An asteroid!”
Good ol central Illinois.
@Jarhead Cracka April 5, 2020 at 3:45 pm
> Funny, the T Rex can’t wipe its own butt
That’s why he hires Ig Juan a Don
Full body face mask?