Liberty Unyielding:
[Ed. – A couple of men seem to have taken vows — including the event’s sponsor, Peruvian activist Ricardo Torres (now reportedly wed to his eighth arboreal bride) — but the human contingent was mostly women, going by the videos and images. Although the video illustration from the 2016 ceremony shows Torres toting around the suspiciously young tree on his right (in the feature image), the captioned explanation says he married a “2,000-year-old cypress.” (Which would be some kind of cougar.)]
Photos from the mass ceremony show brides dressed in white hug and kiss their beloved trunks as they pledge their devotion forever.
There was even a bouquet to throw – though presumably one of the humans caught it, rather than a guest from the trees’ side of the family. … MORE HERE
♪♫ Yew make me feel like
♪♫ Unnatural woman…!
I have a Magnolia Tree in the side yard I’m quite fond of but I prefer to just stay friends.
Laugh if you will, gringos are humping couches Mexicans won’t hump
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-sex-couch-banned-porn-article-1.1383843
How do they consummate the marriage in the knot hole?
I guess the Juans, Joses, and Ponchos got tired of trying to catch Jackalopes to hump and settled on slow-moving trees!
@JuanMcCain: Maybe the guy thought it was a loveseat.
I’ve been pining for someone
just like yew.
Wood you knot know it
if you leaf me too.
They must be hard up, to go against the grain like this.
Probably just a splinter group
The Black Oaks are already pimping out the
Knot Ho’s!
Ready the catapults! ILLEGAL FOREIGN INVADERS is also NUTS!!! 😮
Your a widower? What disease took out your wife? Cancer? Heart disease?
Nope. Termites and Dutch Elm disease.
At least marry a tree that bares fruit.
After digesting all of this, I’m left with
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7kr7A2x1WgU
Torres knew that he was marrying a tree that had some leaf spotting and mildew problems, but he thought that he could live with it. It turned out that she was a dogwood tree, though, and her bark was worse than her blight.
Vietvet
He wasn’t in love. Butt the sex was good.
Guess they want the big wood that never softens.
“An act of love!”!#?%^&!
I thought the only people left in Mexico were just passing through on their way north.
Gives new meaning to the term “getting wood”….
That’s one way to get your “morning wood” every morning.