Instead of watching the mosques for terrorist activities, the cops now patrol the UK in hopes of nabbing criminals who assault with delicious bacon.
Not bodily assault, not fire bombs, not stabbings, not riots… Just bacon.
MILO:
Security has reportedly been tightened around mosques in Cambridge, UK, due to strips of bacon being left on car windscreens.
According to The Cambridge Times, four vehicles were targeted on June 8 as Muslims celebrated Ramadan.
The outlet states that “the attack on worshippers” happened after the London and Manchester attacks, which have allegedly triggered an increase in ‘hate crimes’ across the country.
A spokeswoman for the Cambridgeshire Police said:
“We are aware of this incident and an investigation is underway. We will be carrying out extra patrols in the area of both Cambridge mosques.” more
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The worst thing that happens to muslims is they get free food placed on their cars, while other people lose lives and limbs
SNIP: It could be a muslim doing this. Did they ever consider that? They pull these ‘hate crime’ hoaxes in America and in Canada, so why can’t it happen in the UK? I’ve read articles where muslims have said that they are allowed to touch pork, just not eat it, so it’s not a big deal and it won’t deter them. So why is the UK calling this a hate crime?
bow first ask questions later.
would this be called a swining, a piging, or maybe a baconing?
Don’t bother to monitor the mosque for hateful speech or inciting riots, murder, and mayhem. Could it be the average subject is tired of all the politically correct horse droppings?
It’s the UK. You can find bacon stuck anywhere.
Europe’s screwed. The muslims will be in full control in less than 2 decades. Eventually the Russians and Americans will have to take back the continent for the 3rd time.
@ and one in the chamber, it’s a porking.
The problem is with the screwed up belief system,l not with bacon. What if they say have the same belief about cups of tea, or automobiles, livestock, or anything else.
This is an advanced move in the game of stupidity and surrender.
I love bacon it’s better than pepper 🌶 spray for Islamic Terrorists.
UUMMMMMM! BACON, I LOVES ME SOME BACON….the best part of the pig….it’s a spiritual experience in and of it self, sends me to a higher plain of consciousness and gives me mangasims.
‘Attack Bacon’–the newest, high tech weapon against radical islamic extremism! Gotta love it!
Perhaps the suggestion should be made they procure the services of a private security firm to avoid future drive by baconings. On their dime, not the taxpayers.
Far as I know, even in the Emerald Isle, bacon is not a crime. I still can’t get my head around a book (the koran) that condones sex with livestock but prohibits consuming fragrant, tasty bacon. No wonder these fuckers ain’t right in the head.
So, they’re treating this as if someone had left a severed goats head on the front steps of a church. (Has happened before.)
…you’re telling me that if I put a blt with extra mayo on the windshield of a car near a mosque, the British police would come after me? RIDICULOUS.
♪♫ They can bring home the bacon,
Fry it up in a pan,
and never let you know you’re a man,
because you’re a MUSSSSSSSSSSSLIM.♪♫
Eat the pig.
Bacon. The new repellent of evil.
And better tasting than garlic and a crucifix.
Bacon, bacon, bacon everywhere. We need to start lining buses and buildings and caskets and EVERYTHING with pig fat.
It’d be nice if they were more worked up about the strips of infidel on muslim windshields.
The Limey’s should power wax the whole damn Parking lot, with Bacon Grease.
Why not a Pre Historic Weapon, for a Pre Historic People ?
Let em TellMAMMA all about it ! BOO FRICKETY WHOO.
There sure are a lot of English pussies over there.
Start calling that place “The U Gay”
You know they’ll pull out all the stops to find the ‘offender’. I can see it now, the sod standing in the dock, “Yer Honors, am I to understand I’m being put up for assault with sulphated breakfast meat?” “Arright then, suppose you got me dead to trotters, it a fair cop.”
I thought only smoked bacon was considered an assault weapon? The
rest is just small fry.
Bacon aromatherapy sounds like the ticket. Candles made from bacon fat, too. Bacon perfume or cologne.
The flying pigs shed it.