Sssssounds like we’ll be hearing from a new democrat presidential candidate soon…
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Too many beans?
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“Started?”
izlamo delenda est …
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Funny, but wunce I do my morning gas release, by hard-on drops ……
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Well I did make a double batch of bean and bacon soup a few days ago.🤔
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How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
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Uranus is not considered to be a giant gas planet like Jupiter and Saturn but to be a frozen ice planet which includes a lot of frozen methane. So is all that frozen methane going to start leaking from Uranus anytime soon and cause interplanetary warming? If all these dimwitted scientists weren’t so bloody concerned that globull warming is real and the sky (universe) is falling apart maybe they would be credible and actually contribute to real science which is concerned with facts and not PC propaganda.
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Never trust a gas leak (fart) when Uranus is that old.
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^^^ Only when traveling abroad!
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Congress just needs to pass a law against this greenhouse gas emition, which is Trump’s fault.
Pedro still hasn’t left yet.
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NO joke – SERIOUS this time!!! 🤨
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Silent killer?
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Couldn’t whoever named Uranus have picked a better name for it?
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^^^ No.
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What’s Hillary saying now?
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Pull my finger…..
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…what does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
…they both circle Uranus to wipe out Klingons!
(H/T 10 year old nerds everywhere)
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…they’re planning to change the name, you know, in 2620, to end this joke once and for all (around .40)…
Sssssounds like we’ll be hearing from a new democrat presidential candidate soon…
Too many beans?
“Started?”
izlamo delenda est …
Funny, but wunce I do my morning gas release, by hard-on drops ……
Well I did make a double batch of bean and bacon soup a few days ago.🤔
How about some more beans, Mr. Taggart?
Uranus is not considered to be a giant gas planet like Jupiter and Saturn but to be a frozen ice planet which includes a lot of frozen methane. So is all that frozen methane going to start leaking from Uranus anytime soon and cause interplanetary warming? If all these dimwitted scientists weren’t so bloody concerned that globull warming is real and the sky (universe) is falling apart maybe they would be credible and actually contribute to real science which is concerned with facts and not PC propaganda.
Never trust a gas leak (fart) when Uranus is that old.
^^^ Only when traveling abroad!
Congress just needs to pass a law against this greenhouse gas emition, which is Trump’s fault.
Pedro still hasn’t left yet.
NO joke – SERIOUS this time!!! 🤨
Silent killer?
Couldn’t whoever named Uranus have picked a better name for it?
^^^ No.
What’s Hillary saying now?
Pull my finger…..
…what does toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
…they both circle Uranus to wipe out Klingons!
(H/T 10 year old nerds everywhere)
…they’re planning to change the name, you know, in 2620, to end this joke once and for all (around .40)…
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/a6o404/futurama-smelloscope
@SNS: What was found floating in the Enterprise toilet?
To Tony R
MARCH 30, 2020 AT 11:33 AM
The Captain’s log!
https://imgur.com/t/funny/qE8r7gn
uranus – favorite planet of the homo’s
The real question is – why did you (whoever) name Uranus?
Seems a little silly.
izlamo delenda est …
Urectum
Did you hear about the Polish guy who thought asphalt was rectum trouble?