SCREWter …..an Anti-Fossil Fuel, Communist Wet Dream
9
Rolls Canardly. Rolls down hill, canardly make it up the next.
20
Bubble-Head Bike
11
Bidenmobile
21
The Herpescycle.
7
Call it the Sylvia Plaith.
You’re much too close to everything so you can’t
enjoy anything, and its going to cause your automobile life to be too much to bear, so you’ll end up dying with your head stuck in a _van.
4
Did the aliens just land? ;-p
6
Turbo Gay Deluxe
17
Fartcupper
21
Spermicycle, needs a little tail.
When you crash, it’s spermicide.
6
Tragic 8-Ball
27
Fiat’s new Fart Bubble.
Use your own gas. 💨 💨
12
Bubble McBubble Face
Hey! Boaty McBoat Face won a naming contest in the U.K. for a ferry. It could happen.
5
Meat Tip.
(It also describes the driver)
Or
Mushroom Tip. for Vegans
3
By the looks of the photo quality… 60s?
I’m sure there’s an Amphibious car in that parking lot if we could view it.
I really thought those cars would be a thing by this time. It was always fun to spot twin propellers on one of them driving down the road. there must have been a dozen or so on the road in Dallas back then
5
What’s with the penis on the front?
Seriously. I can’t imagine its purpose.
(not that everything has to have a purpose)
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
8
Do you need to pedal those things yourself?
5
Beetle Pops.
4
Dork-mobile
5
Loserghini
10
Cvm Bubble. They cvm with that fresh, new stale fart smell. Most popular is the Felcher McFelchFace model in blood red and cvm white with a brown racing stripe.
3
Gumballer
12
The whole thing s a crumple zone.
5
Wokeswagen.
13
^^^^same thing I call electrics.
6
Gumball rally.
7
Pinballs….and a 1956 Cadillac is the Bumper…
5
We are not men. We are Pop-o-matic.
7
The Commiefornia Dream
6
L’eggsmobile.
7
Serf mobile
Approved of by your betters
4
Anybody here remember the board game Trouble? It had a big bubble that you press and it rolled the die inside.
This car needs to be called Trouble;
9
Googlymobilette
2
Porsche Covid-1911 Maskmobile
5
Tom Servo.
6
It’s a useless liberal bubble-fart
2
“Anybody here remember the board game Trouble? It had a big bubble that you press and it rolled the die inside.”
**Looks over at bookcase loaded with board games** Why yes, yes I do. Well, we have nieces and nephews that come over, so they get to ruin my once proud collection of board games.
6
It’s the new, State-mandated Covid protection for the next pandemic they are planning.
5
SnotBubble
8
WeeBalls.
WeeBalls wobble, but we don’t fall down.
5
Pussymobile
3
Silly Put-put-putty
5
Moronmobile
4
EUgo?
Schwabant?
WEFerrari?
3
Phuk ya.
2
Kinda minion looking, but I’m not familiar with the movie or characters enough to come up with anything
2
Of course they are on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Franfreako. 🙄
2
The Menstrual Cycle
5
“Shit I wouldn’t be caught dead in”. (And “dead” you’ll probably be driving one of these with all the illegal aliens on the road.)
2
It’s the new Snow Globe TDS. Inside, snowflakes whirl around in a hermetically sealed environment, providing a safe space from all the unpleasantness of American life. This model comes equipped with a front hole for air intake, and a rear hole for exhaust. The new non-binary trans provides an improved ride compared to the outdated, two-speed model. Sorry, not available in white.
5
Neuter-Scooter
8
I’d rather walk. Even in the rain.
3
Condom on wheels
2
It looks like amusement park kiddy ride carts broke free from the track and are running rampant down the freeway.
3
Just for fun, play some Slim Whitman over loud speakers and see what happens.
5
Retard-mobile, Covid deluxe model
3
These were all great, better than I thought. I am most tickled by Snot Bubble and Tragic 8 Ball. But so many good ones. Pretty much all of them.
6
Chevy Gum dispenser.
1
“These were all great, better than I thought. I am most tickled by Snot Bubble and Tragic 8 Ball. But so many good ones. Pretty much all of them.”
Can we get a new judge? I mean really,Tragic 8 Ball is racists as hell. What color is an eight ball? LOL
3
@Brad –
Not to mention the drug reference… Shamey, shamey, shame, shame, shame!!!
1
The Milenial Estrogen
1
Spam in a can-after an accident.
Motodeath
Ridin’ With Biden.
3
Mars Attacks
1
The septic blister
Tim – FJB THURSDAY, 14 SEPTEMBER 2023, 17:59 AT 5:59 PM
“What’s with the penis on the front?”
…it’s SF. EVERYTHING needs to be about a penis.
…seriously, I think its really a fender for the front wheel in a tricycle arrangement. You can see the wheel just beneath it protruding in front of the vehicle, althogh the perspective in this photo doesn’t help.
Guessing the bubble lacks, among other things, an effective windshield wiper so you’d have to do whatever you could to keep it from having schmutz thrown up from the road onto it.
…it’s also a shit design to have vital parts in FRONT of the bumper, but really you’re dead in any kind of accident in this anyway, so a stuffed steering member is the least of your concerns…
I’m guessing none of these ever went through death valley in August?
2
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you ‘The Goofball”.
The Condom
PopeCycle?
Wouldn’t catch me in one of them…
Globe Trotter
Deathtrap.
SCREWter …..an Anti-Fossil Fuel, Communist Wet Dream
Rolls Canardly. Rolls down hill, canardly make it up the next.
Bubble-Head Bike
Bidenmobile
The Herpescycle.
Call it the Sylvia Plaith.
You’re much too close to everything so you can’t
enjoy anything, and its going to cause your automobile life to be too much to bear, so you’ll end up dying with your head stuck in a _van.
Did the aliens just land? ;-p
Turbo Gay Deluxe
Fartcupper
Spermicycle, needs a little tail.
When you crash, it’s spermicide.
Tragic 8-Ball
Fiat’s new Fart Bubble.
Use your own gas. 💨 💨
Bubble McBubble Face
Hey! Boaty McBoat Face won a naming contest in the U.K. for a ferry. It could happen.
Meat Tip.
(It also describes the driver)
Or
Mushroom Tip. for Vegans
By the looks of the photo quality… 60s?
I’m sure there’s an Amphibious car in that parking lot if we could view it.
I really thought those cars would be a thing by this time. It was always fun to spot twin propellers on one of them driving down the road. there must have been a dozen or so on the road in Dallas back then
What’s with the penis on the front?
Seriously. I can’t imagine its purpose.
(not that everything has to have a purpose)
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Do you need to pedal those things yourself?
Beetle Pops.
Dork-mobile
Loserghini
Cvm Bubble. They cvm with that fresh, new stale fart smell. Most popular is the Felcher McFelchFace model in blood red and cvm white with a brown racing stripe.
Gumballer
The whole thing s a crumple zone.
Wokeswagen.
^^^^same thing I call electrics.
Gumball rally.
Pinballs….and a 1956 Cadillac is the Bumper…
We are not men. We are Pop-o-matic.
The Commiefornia Dream
L’eggsmobile.
Serf mobile
Approved of by your betters
Anybody here remember the board game Trouble? It had a big bubble that you press and it rolled the die inside.
This car needs to be called Trouble;
Googlymobilette
Porsche Covid-1911 Maskmobile
Tom Servo.
It’s a useless liberal bubble-fart
“Anybody here remember the board game Trouble? It had a big bubble that you press and it rolled the die inside.”
**Looks over at bookcase loaded with board games** Why yes, yes I do. Well, we have nieces and nephews that come over, so they get to ruin my once proud collection of board games.
It’s the new, State-mandated Covid protection for the next pandemic they are planning.
SnotBubble
WeeBalls.
WeeBalls wobble, but we don’t fall down.
Pussymobile
Silly Put-put-putty
Moronmobile
EUgo?
Schwabant?
WEFerrari?
Phuk ya.
Kinda minion looking, but I’m not familiar with the movie or characters enough to come up with anything
Of course they are on the Golden Gate Bridge in San Franfreako. 🙄
The Menstrual Cycle
“Shit I wouldn’t be caught dead in”. (And “dead” you’ll probably be driving one of these with all the illegal aliens on the road.)
It’s the new Snow Globe TDS. Inside, snowflakes whirl around in a hermetically sealed environment, providing a safe space from all the unpleasantness of American life. This model comes equipped with a front hole for air intake, and a rear hole for exhaust. The new non-binary trans provides an improved ride compared to the outdated, two-speed model. Sorry, not available in white.
Neuter-Scooter
I’d rather walk. Even in the rain.
Condom on wheels
It looks like amusement park kiddy ride carts broke free from the track and are running rampant down the freeway.
Just for fun, play some Slim Whitman over loud speakers and see what happens.
Retard-mobile, Covid deluxe model
These were all great, better than I thought. I am most tickled by Snot Bubble and Tragic 8 Ball. But so many good ones. Pretty much all of them.
Chevy Gum dispenser.
“These were all great, better than I thought. I am most tickled by Snot Bubble and Tragic 8 Ball. But so many good ones. Pretty much all of them.”
Can we get a new judge? I mean really,Tragic 8 Ball is racists as hell. What color is an eight ball? LOL
@Brad –
Not to mention the drug reference… Shamey, shamey, shame, shame, shame!!!
The Milenial Estrogen
Spam in a can-after an accident.
Motodeath
Ridin’ With Biden.
Mars Attacks
The septic blister
Tim – FJB THURSDAY, 14 SEPTEMBER 2023, 17:59 AT 5:59 PM
“What’s with the penis on the front?”
…it’s SF. EVERYTHING needs to be about a penis.
…seriously, I think its really a fender for the front wheel in a tricycle arrangement. You can see the wheel just beneath it protruding in front of the vehicle, althogh the perspective in this photo doesn’t help.
Guessing the bubble lacks, among other things, an effective windshield wiper so you’d have to do whatever you could to keep it from having schmutz thrown up from the road onto it.
…it’s also a shit design to have vital parts in FRONT of the bumper, but really you’re dead in any kind of accident in this anyway, so a stuffed steering member is the least of your concerns…
I’m guessing none of these ever went through death valley in August?
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you ‘The Goofball”.
Are they on their way to a Devo concert?