“We Live in a Society!” -George Costanza – IOTW Report

“We Live in a Society!” -George Costanza

To be fair to the giant blob, the chunky lady swung at him first… after he kicked her car.

Where he went way too far is when he rag-dolled the old lady. (What was the leg dislocation move she performed when taking that first step out of the car?)

Ahhhh… San Antone.

Maybe if parked further away from places he wouldn’t look like Spanish Humpty Dumpty.

BUT, to be fair again, the lady stole his spot… BUT (lol) he really wasn’t in the usual place someone waits for a soon-to- be-vacated spot.

Via JD Hasty-

SAN ANTONIO – A family outing, turned violent after a disagreement over a parking spot.

A woman and her daughter say they were attacked by a stranger who accused them of taking the spot he’d been waiting for.

News 4 San Antonio talked with the victims who shared exclusive details.

“He put his hands on her, he beat her that makes me angry,” Norma Lozano said.

She’s angry about her daughter who’s still battered and bruised; after a vicious attack last week by a crazed man who was ticked off over a parking spot he didn’t get.

“I just blew him off I’m parked I’m going in,” Norma Lozano said.

The drama happened outside Golden Wok on Marbach near Loop 410.

The angry man, yelled and cursed, accusing two women of taking his parking spot.

“I’m parked, go find another parking,” Norma Lozano said. “There’s other parking slots in the parking lot.”

Instead the stranger began to take his anger out on their car kicking, and punching but that’s wasn’t enough.

He then turned to Anjelica Lozano.

“I just remember my hair being pulled getting hit to my face he threw me down to the ground he was punching me,” said Anjelica Lozano.

Her mother Norma Lozano was next.

“He came at me, and he pushed me and he uppercut me I flew through the air and I landed and I hit my head,” Norma Lorzano said. “I didn’t know what was happening, I was on the ground, my head was pounding, my back is hurting. I didn’t know what was happening.”

37 Comments on “We Live in a Society!” -George Costanza

  1. He just had to back it in. I’ll never understand that cultural compulsion.

    On a related note, my Chinese BIL swears that in CA it’s illegal to pull through a parking space into the next row so you can drive straight out when you leave. One time, he about reaked out when I did it in FL.

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  2. SAN ANTONIO – A family outing, turned violent after a disagreement over a parking spot.

    A woman and her daughter say they were attacked by a stranger who accused them of taking the spot he’d been waiting for.

    News 4 San Antonio talked with the victims who shared exclusive details.

    “He put his hands on her, he beat her that makes me angry,” Norma Lozano said.

    She’s angry about her daughter who’s still battered and bruised; after a vicious attack last week by a crazed man who was ticked off over a parking spot he didn’t get.

    “I just blew him off I’m parked I’m going in,” Norma Lozano said.

    The drama happened outside Golden Wok on Marbach near Loop 410.

    The angry man, yelled and cursed, accusing two women of taking his parking spot.

    “I’m parked, go find another parking,” Norma Lozano said. “There’s other parking slots in the parking lot.”

    Instead the stranger began to take his anger out on their car kicking, and punching but that’s wasn’t enough.

    He then turned to Anjelica Lozano.

    “I just remember my hair being pulled getting hit to my face he threw me down to the ground he was punching me,” said Anjelica Lozano.

    Her mother Norma Lozano was next.

    “He came at me, and he pushed me and he uppercut me I flew through the air and I landed and I hit my head,” Norma Lorzano said. “I didn’t know what was happening, I was on the ground, my head was pounding, my back is hurting. I didn’t know what was happening.”

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  3. “…the leg dislocation move she performed when taking that first step out of the car?”

    Looks like she was doing a lightning fast rear view mirror slalom like a pro. She knew Tubbez was pissed and coming for her.

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  4. “He came at me, and he pushed me and he uppercut me I flew through the air and I landed and I hit my head,” Norma Lorzano said. “I didn’t know what was happening, I was on the ground, my head was pounding, my back is hurting. I didn’t know what was happening.”

    So Norma, did ya’ learn anything?

    She deliberately pulled up and stopped so he couldn’t back in because the front of his truck would swing to starboard as he turned into the spot and then stole the parking spot. The she went begging for an ass whooping and she got one.

    “I just blew him off I’m parked I’m going in,” Norma Lozano said.

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  5. If people be azzholes they then should gets their azz kicked. We have a society when we treat people the way we would like to be treated.
    Not this: ““I just blew him off I’m parked I’m going in,” Norma Lozano said.”

    I back my pickem up truck because it has sonar so I can get close to the car behind me. Plus, I don’t like to back out with blindspots (have a cap on the bed) because as you can see from the film, people be azzholes!

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  6. Anonymous has a good point, he couldn’t start moving when she was alongside him.

    I back in all the time – since your front wheels are doing the steering it is easier to get in straight that way. When I parked cars for a busy restaurant it was mandatory.

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  7. I drive an Yukon XL and had a woman pull that exact move on me last year. Got lippy too. So I went into a convenience store and bought a Nutty Buddy ice cream cone and painted all her windows. This was in a commuter Park & Ride lot that fills completely up and that was one of the last spaces available before you have to pay for parking at a lot down the street. When I got back that evening she was busy scrubbing away.

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  8. My mother taught me to never hit a girl/woman, unless she hits me first, then it’s game on. If she wants to fight like a guy then let her take it like a guy, don’t hold back.

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  9. Too many shitheads per square inch.

    Pulling thru where the parking spaces are at an angle will point you in the wrong direction when you exit. It’s a bonehead move.

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  10. That whole scene made no sense to me? The asshole didn’t kick the car that the dyke parked. Then the dyke attacked the asshole.
    All trailer park trash, most likely illegals. Phuckemall.

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  11. “Pulling thru where the parking spaces are at an angle will point you in the wrong direction when you exit. It’s a bonehead move.”

    Unless you drive a smaller vehicle or one with a tight turn radius. Then it’s no problem.

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  12. Real life.

    A fat, out of shape male blob beats and tosses both ladies around like rag dolls. Ladies, this is what the real world is like. Contrary to the Hollywood, Marvel and DC movies even a slovenly out of shape male can overpower most females. Physiology and physics, not empowerment and feminism, are the true law of the jungle.

    Previous generations understood this dynamic.

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  13. Good point gunny. I really hate most new “action” movies that almost always have a hot chick playing the ultra bad ass head of all the other bad asses and runs around for 102 minutes slaughtering scores of bad ass men.

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  14. West side, chinese buffet, and a big, fat Texan wanting to injure someone because he’s now going to have to walk further to the buffet – that’s about all the local clichés I can handle today, thanks.
    Fat fuck should thank whatever he worships that he didn’t end up on the slab from multiple GS wounds after assaulting the female 1/4 his size-no bill, Billy Bob.

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  15. Thirdtwin Your An Idiot! Its easier for BIG vehicles to be backed in than pulling in forward! Its also safer not only for people walking but also backing out can be very dangerous in tight parking lots BIG vehicles tend to back into things! IT’s not a cultural thing… And it is Illegal to pull through or cross over solid lines like parking lots and highway exits in most states… PD mostly over look it!

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  16. Ms Yellow Shirt has been raised on TV shows and movies where kick ass gurrlz take on men twice their size and, of course, win. She’s seen that her whole life. That’s why she went at the guy; she’s been femtarded by TV

    So how about that reality check, lady? Size does matter, doesn’t it? If you were wondering why wolves dont attack grizzly bears or why hyenas dont attack lions, that’s why

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