What’d I Miss? Update me- I haven’t had internet access since 1pm

31 Comments on What’d I Miss? Update me- I haven’t had internet access since 1pm

1. Hilary confesses to everything, including Vince Foster murder. Pulls out of race.

2. Gravity pulled my feet to the ground every time I took a step.

3. Moe Tom and MJA are having an affair.

4. The Chicago Cubs have agreed to play the World Series in Mets uniforms…

5. Joe Biden showed up in Florida to kick Trumps ass. It didn’t work out so well.

6. Elizabeth Warren broke down while on stage at a Clinton rally screaming “No one ever grabs my Indian pussy”

7. looks like brad has it covered, except trump is up by 20

8. Mr, Pinko was arrested trying to give someone a Dutch Rudder.

9. How could you not have Internet?
   It’s everywhere coffee shops, library etc.

10. Dang, if he says he was down, he was down. Been here for a while. Never seen or read the guy lie. Further more if his home connection is down I personally wouldn’t expect him to run to Star Bucks. He probably has other shit to do.

11. I took it as a sign and did some stuff that I’ve needed to do for awhile that doesn’t require internet. Laundry, food shoppin’, bought some canvas/paint.

12. Au contraire, Brad.

    There was an entire week about 2 months ago when my internet was down every day from 12pm to around 7pm.

    Pollo Tropical was getting sick of my face, milking a Tropichop for hours.

13. “Laundry, food shoppin’, bought some canvas/paint.”

    no booze? Beer?

14. Moe Tom has changed his Moniker to Temperance Tom. And MJA now advocates for NOW. Other than that. All’s the same.
    Oh! And Bad Brad thinks the Brady Bill may have some merit. Said he’d shoot anyone who disagrees.

15. “Pollo Tropical was getting sick of my face, milking a Tropichop for hours.”

    Honestly I love you dude, but I really don’t want to know what that is. I assume it has something to do with chicken beaks.

16. cfm990 might have win this thread. That bastardo. Damn funny stuff brother.

17. Won. Dang phone

18. He chose not to have Internet access after his home wifi went off. I just switch to
    AT&T LTE and bring up the hotspot on my iPhone. I have to be on the Internet it’s my job.

19. I didn’t know that you were an artist, fur. :0

20. Bad Brad check your email or give me a call, were close.

21. @ Brad.
    If I could get to the land of fruits and nuts. We’d camp on the range. 2000 rounds, and nothing but attitude.

22. That’s why we named him CFM990, Bad Brad.Ccause he’s a Consistently Funny Motherfucker — 990 times out of 1000

23. Internet being down is better than acting really, really weird, like ever since the attack on Thursday morning. Especially on this website. If I hadn’t have lost my tinfoil hat, I’d be freaking out about now.

24. The first time I had wifi at home it went off during the third day. Later on someone told me they go off all the time. You just turn it off and back on and it resets. (Most of the time)
    It took four hours before I tried that. What a dumbass.

25. cfm990, you are welcome anytime.

26. http://pollotropical.com/mobile-menu-page/

27. Yum’

    What, no jerked chicken. I cry fowl. Oh wait, Chokec Chicken. Good enough.

28. Labrinthitis and anemia but I got some good drugs.

    Bill Clinton is a rapist.

29. I watched some dude mix paint
    http://sploid.gizmodo.com/watching-paint-daubs-get-mixed-together-is-weirdly-calm-1788165342

30. http://politopinion.com/2016/10/hillary-clinton-involvement-in-fec-violations/

31. Murdoch bought your site.
    Erick Erickson is replacing you tomorrow.
    (as in “Free Beer…tomorrow”)