Patriot Retort: Last night on Twitter, Eddie Zipperer was asking for Trump-style nicknames for Speaker of the House, mumble-mouth Nancy Pelosi. My suggestion was Sputtering Nance.
This woman can barely make it through a four-word sentence without tripping over every syllable.
Sputtering Nance seems entirely appropriate.
In fact, on his show last night, Mark Levin did a segment on the absolute irony of Sputtering Nance expressing concern for President Trump’s state of mind.
That’s like Harvey Weinstein expressing concern over Mike Pence’s treatment of women.
And in this segment (which you can hear over at Conservative Review), Levin played a soundbite where Sputtering Nance was struggling to say the phrase “we can walk and chew gum at the same time.”
Only what she ended up saying was “We can walk and chew dung … uh gum … at the same time.”
Oh, honey. You can’t even stand and speak words at the same time, I’m thinking simultaneous walking and gum-chewing is quite beyond your capabilities.
Now this gradual devolving of Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi into Sputtering Nance isn’t new.
It’s been going on for years.
Although, it does seem to be getting steadily worse over the last couple.
Kyle Olson over at The American Mirror has been chronicling the decline of Sputtering Nance for quite some time now. You could almost say it’s a cottage industry for him.
In 2017, I referred to Nancy as a Crazy Shopping Cart Lady. And it’s only gotten worse since then.
Shakes the Clown kinda works.
“Stuttering Verbosa”… or “Bitch with a twitch”…..
^^ Wuzn’t that the Reno from Planet Janet moniker?
Whut we need today (besides a good 5 cent cigar) is a female Norm Crosby to do impressions of her.
Mrs. Frankie also works. All she needs is bolts in her neck. Or maybe she married Bizarro the anti Superman with the square head.
Chris Plante calls her Nanny pelosi.
I’ll go with Stammering Nancy
Nattering Nan
“Nancy and the polite Tourettes”….
….her injun name….”Whispering Dementia”…..
Rancid Nan
Everyone that I’ve ever seen with Tourettes was a raving maniac. I was in downtown Spokane making deliveries back in the early 90’s and a crazy guy was screaming his head off with every obscenity known to man and a poor teacher with a group of small kids had to steer them away from this nut. It was funny and not funny but the kids managed to avoid the crazy guy with the teachers help.
MaligNancy
Stretch.
A famous Thai restaurant in San Fransico just named a new dish after her….it’s called “PHUH?”….It’s made of luke warm bath water after you dip a chihuahua in it…..
Nancy Palsy
Nattering Nabob of Negativism.
Someone told me the other night that there’s a Vietnamese restaurant in Seattle named What The Pho.
Dearly Demented (and soon departed)
SCoaMF 2.0
Stuttering ClusterF_ck of a Miserable Failure Two-point-oh
Oh-Bummer was One-point-oh.
DNCmsNBCNN is attempting to preempt this by creating and releasing their own doctored drunk Nancy videos, ala commode central daily shows, and then blaming it on Trump. Typical democrat campaign style dirty tricksters. This summer will be full of them.
But the ARChived TV TIME Stamp and Date OFFICIAL Record Recordings from Ancient TV History Vaults will always be there. The Internets are forever.
The Hoarse Stutterer
‘That Old Bitch’ works for me!
Loopy Loser Nan
i doubt she can think about chewing gum while walking.
I wish it were “Ex-Speaker”.
What is it about Big Gubberment jobs that makes them stay way past their expiration date?
Stuttering Sputtering Sewer Sputum Spewer
(Works better if you say it fast, 5 times.)
i always wondered if she and steven tyler were sisters
Cerebral Pelosi…
You’re all wrong….”Sh’t for Brains”
Because I like alliterations I’m going with Nattering Nan.
That great orator Nancy Pelosi.
A person holding the title SPEAKER of the house who can’t string together two coherent sentences?!?! Queen of the Democrats, living in irony in pride for the rules don’t apply to the chosen. Chosen by the great Deceiver that is…
Stammering Nancy
Sphincter of the House, Nancy be lousy.
Parkinson Pelosi.
Neuroleptic Nan.
Nasty Nancy, Queen of Poo Bay
Crazy Pelosi always worked.
But Crooked Pelosi says it better:
http://dailybail.com/home/nancy-pelosis-husband-snared-in-sunedison-stock-scandal.html
Crypt Keeper. Botox Brain. Depends on backwards. Stale dated.
Blithery Piglosi
Nonsense Piglosi
Necro-Nancy Pelosi
Nuts Pelosi
Noxious Pelosi
Nescient Pigsyphilis
Nancy Pathogenesis
BTW, this qkhunt ranks with the MTE, Swinestink and Marxine Waters.
Vile, evil, destroyer communists.
Nausea Pelosi(s)
I want to see her pat her head and rub her stomach simultaneously.
Mumbler of the house
ad nauseam Pelosi
“Nearly Normal Nancy”
Hat tip to Author G.M. Ford for His character “Nearly Normal Norman”
Fwat – I’ll leave it to your imagination to figure out what I mean.
in mafia style-
nanzi can o’ tuna
Formaldehyde?
Formaldemuff.
Irreverent CUNT,
always was, always has been,
In the name of her murderous father, smuck bodyguard and holy ghost F*ucking bishop,
I gotta go with “Sphincter of the House”.
Psychosi
Pelosi Galore (per a Dennis Miller fan).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60cKE-WAQqU
LBJ’s actual quote was “Gerald Ford can’t fart and chew gum at the same time.”
America hating cunt.
Newest exhibit in Madamme Toussad’s Wax Museum
Not exactly a nickname; moreof a label