SPACE.com: The seventh planet from the sun, Uranus has the coldest atmosphere of any of the planets in the solar system, even though it is not the most distant. Despite the fact that its equator faces away from the sun, the temperature distribution on Uranus is much like other planets, with a warmer equator and cooler poles.
An icy atmosphere
Like Neptune, Uranus, discovered in 1781, is known as an “ice giant,” in a slightly different category from Saturn and Jupiter. Both planets boast frigid atmospheres made up of ice rather than gas. MORE
h/t Snowball the Sourpuss.
OUCH!
The CanariCam infrared camera on the Gran Telescopio Canarias says it’s clear, but cold today.
98.6 degrees give or take…
98.6 no?
I just shared that with Mrs. M.
She had a colonoscopy yesterday.
She didn’t quite find it quite as funny as I did.
We used to take out child’s temperature by sticking the thermometer in his ass/anus. That would be child abuse today. But as time went by I often had the urge to stick my boot up his ass. If you know what I mean/ Uppa Uranus.
MJA is simply goading us with this post. Hahaha.
OK. I’ll take the bait.
Sounds like a perfect place for a frigid woman that wishes to be a monarch. She has a group of followers that are already prepared for chilly weather and have pink knit hats that would serve them well.
Her husband fully supports her coronation and will gladly light the rocket that transports her to their future honeymoon suite.
He just has a few loose ends to wrap up before he joins her. Very loose. With really nice rear ends.
There will be NOTHING left of Uranus by the time I’m done with it. 😘
I always got a kick out of Carl Sagan’s reaction when someone would use the traditional pronunciation.
He would get red-faced and kind of pissed as he used the studied “YUR-uhn-uss” pronunciation.
I would have enjoyed annoying that pretentious twit with repeated questions about Uranus.
Same as the balz, 2 below
Isn’t that the question Reggie always asked Barry ?
Just before assuring him the temperature would be increasing in a few minutes. The anticipation made his ears wiggle in sync with his backside.
My astronomy teacher always called that planet George.
Initially, upon discovery, the astronomer named it after King George. Georgium.
Plus he hated the snickering.
H cubed, astronomy professor at GWU, Herman H Hobbs, was a great professor. And a funny guy.
Wasn’t there a famous picture of Uranus eating his children?
Kind of what Obola did with Reggie’s …
izlamo delenda est …
“…its equator faces away from the sun…”
I’m going to need to see a diagram of how that works.
Tilted axis? How do the know? If they can’t actially see through the gaseous layer, how do they know which is up, down, sideways or tilted?
Thirdtwin,
Its flipped on it’s side… It’s North or South pole faces the Sun as it orbits.
-KR
This seems like as good a time as any to ask the other guys out there: Is it normal for one of my testicles to be larger than the other two?
One last thing about H cubed. He spoke of the early days of radar and the H bomb of which he was intimately familiar. He’d seen birds fly through early microwave/radar. It made him wonder whether there could be a controlled atomic event that only effected the atoms they wished to split or whether all atoms would be split in an uncontrollable fashion.
An inquisitive guy. Who received his answers through actual experience.
Died in 2011, according to something I read. One of the great professors I enjoyed. Not many of those.
KR, that’s what I figured, but wouldn’t it have been better to say that the polar axis points toward the sun?
“What’s the Temperature of Uranus?”
BRB
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer wiener.
@ Dixon Butts
Is this your song? (!)
https://youtu.be/POIq-w0sBLg
Not surprised to hear there’s gas in Uranus.
@Tony R: As long as it doesn’t protrude from the labia majora, it’s probably within the normal range.
😉
Does it sport a laser?
I can’t help but think the temperature of ‘MY anus’ is directly related to the never-ending, inexcusable, endless BullShit of the liberal Assholes from the whinny, crying, despicable, divisive, communistic, hateful, putrid leftists.
Is that a laser guided butt plug in Uranus, or are you just happy to see me?
@Thirdtwin
“…wouldn’t it have been better to say that the polar axis points toward the sun?”
Not exactly. Like any planet, the axis of rotation always* points in the same direction. So for Uranus, picture the north pole pointing at the Sun**, then 42 (Earth) years later, the south pole points at the Sun.
* Ignoring precession.
** 98 Deg, to be precise. Being greater than 90 Deg. also means it’s axial rotation is retrograde.
Edit: Yes, I’m an astronomy and physics nerd.
Uranus/urectum quick vid. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0czFnIvKOJY&index=4&list=PLo34wgdDFqmieTh2DW1Oz5nfH7ZgGplJu
So basically, it’s a very large ringed asshole which leans side to side every so often. I hope it doesn’t have volcanoes.
Keep your sunny side up!
What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
The taste.