Quote of the day:
I wanna slam her on the kitchen counter just to hear her pop.
– Steaming Pyle.
Lena Dunham ( Left)
h/t Rodger.
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Oh my! 🙂
Maybe that’s a good method, I just usually Lena my thumb into the crack and Dunham pop.
“Lena Dunham ( Left)”
That’s some funny shit right there.
Now we know where NASA got their concept for the new smurf space suits
The biscuits wore it better – they look less lumpy (and probably under less pressure) than Lena where they are squeezing out between the blue edges of the can.
You could eat the biscuit.
Thankfully I didn’t spit beer on the screen.
I learned yesterday you can boil pillsbury bisquit nuggets
in a mix of water and baking soda, and then bake to make
pretzels. Me and the kid are gonna do that this week.
Was that racist?
You can make dumplings out of them too. Not the one on the left.
They never learn, you can’t put 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound sack.
Thanks for that tip Bad_Brad. I haven’t been spending
enough time playing around in the kitchen. Got a tip
from a friend at work about the Instant Pot on Amazonz.
Kid has been making killer beep stew with four ingredients
and 1/2 hour. I want! 🙂 Makes a slow cooker a waste of time.
As for that “dumpling” on the left, no Sir, that would be
considered a pork chop.
@reboot January 29, 2017 at 2:25 am
> Was that racist?
It was last year.
Pudgy Grandes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sgwwTdnwfo
Poppin’ Stuffs
Pillsbury Doughcrunt
Lena Dunham is the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome. I bet her mom even threw in some airplane glue just for safe measure.
I guarantee that Dunham’s gash smells like a seafood restaurant’s overflowing dumpster in the height of Summer.
WildBill.
That was BRUTAL and I’m crying from laughing so hard. LOL!
LD is sporting the Country Grands. She must eat Crisco straight outta the can with a serving spoon.
Reboot – reminded me as a kid we used to make doughnuts from canned biscuits, rolled in cinnamon n sugar.
I’m guessing that for her, a yeast infection could be a life-threatening event.
I couldn’t tell until you told me.
The Left’s Most Celebrated Child Molester.
She doesn’t even register on my shit list.