Newsweek
A new paper published in the journal Frontiers in Earth Science by researchers from University of California in Berkeley, the U.S. Geological Survey and the National Institute of Geophysics and Volcanology in Rome, Italy, focused on a part of the fault in Parkfield, California.
The region produces earthquakes in a rough pattern of every 22 years, more or less. While earthquakes are incredibly difficult to predict, the pattern is invaluable for semiologists studying the fault line.
The last quake in Parkfield occurred in 2004—around 14 years late—meaning another should be imminent. More
the solution to this is a simple tax on all commerce
Whose fault? Don’t care, just let the sh!tty by the bay be the first to go.
Lex Luthor had the right idea. And there needs to be a town called “Otisburg”.
Otisburg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWiwYApseDk
Whose Fault Will It Be When California Slides into the Sea?
According to a lot of Californians, that would be Donald Trump.
All those who turned their backs on GOD, that’s who.
White Christians, of course.
The geologists have been singing the same tune for decades.
The biggest earthquake was when Mama Cass angrily stomped her feat on account of slow service at a Santa Monica McDonalds back in 1970.
I dunno who’s fault it would be, but if it was the lower half it would be like the nation dropping a deuce into the ocean… and there’s no better feeling than taking a good, healthy shit!
Trump and MAGA.
Earthquakes are caused by bikinis.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric
California Officials warn that sliding into the Sea could cause Cancer.
We’ve reached a tipping point. Too many marines along the coast of California. I’m concerned.
The fault pun cracked me up.
“California Officials warn that sliding into the Sea could cause Cancer.”
No man, they’d be worried about the impact on Great White Shark population off the Farallons.
I suggest building a migrant camp in Parkfield.
Who’s Fault Is It?
Diogenes Sarcastica FRIDAY, 12 APRIL 2024, 20:11 AT 8:11 PM
Only if NANCY is present at the time.
“Lord we pray in the name of St. Andreas, release the Carrizo! Thy will be done.”
The Carrizo section is locked. It doesn’t creep. It also sits just north of where the San Andreas and Garlock faults come together. One of the theories is this section is locked because the Garlock either relieves stress, or they are somehow tied together. Which leads the the “big rip” theory, where an event on the Carrizo section breaks everything loose and propagates into a massive earthquake event or multiple events along the length of the San Andreas, from LA all the way up thru SF…
Bobcat,
Funny.
“materials used in the manufacture of this warning label may cause cancer”
Right up there with, “Open box before eating pizza”
Cheers
I think everyone has covered the topic quite well, no one will give a shit when Cali falls into the ocean!
^^^^
Wow, now I know what it’s like to be black.
Brad,
LOL!
Aren’t you in occupied western Nevada? Like Grass Valley, or somewhere near there?
KR
Kali Refugee in Texas
LOL, I’m at the base of the foothills headed towards South Lake Tahoe. I’m going to change my screen name to Cali Toby. Snicker. Where was Reagan from again.
It’s the fault of all of the gasoline powered lawn equipment.
Globull warming of course
Scientists have predicted that Los Angeles will be further North than San Franshithole in a couple million years. Too bad only Keith Richards will be around to see it.