A quarter of people hurt themselves while grooming their pubic hair.
They are supposed to report on the Dow Jones, not the Ow Johnson.
Pubic grooming-related injuries appear to be on the rise. Emergency department visits related to these injuries increased nearly ninefold between 1991 and 2013, a 2016 study found.
Many doctors, in fact, say that pubic hair grooming can cause problems.
Pubic hair is supposed to be there, they say, protecting the skin and warding off infection. Some experts even believe removing pubic hair can help spread sexually transmitted infections.
ht/ fdr in hell
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The guy holding the hedge clippers is not a mechanic. And that’s the only grooming I’m into.
I loved that movie.
Shaving Ryan’s Privates.
But seriously, there something seriously distorted about post pubescent people wishing to look prepubescent.
I understand trimming back the old Spanish Moss of the golden years, just to keep things tidy, but if you have a five o’clock shadow around your naughty bits you might be overdoing it.
CA will soon pass a new law banning pubic hair trimming.
Anyone else find it ironic that this was posted by Big Fur Hat?
Does anybody think that a woman hairless down there is trying to look like a prepubescent girl? A porn star? An idiot?
A few years ago I found out people are waxing and bleaching their butt hole. I couldn’t believe, butt it’s true.
Q: Why are Democrats destroying their own statues?
A: Because shut up racist. My STDs need to look clean. And abortion.
Q: Why are Democrats destroying their own statues?
A: Because shut up racist. My STDs need to look clean. And abortion.
The pix you guys come up with…thanks for the laughs
Easier to write puff lifestyle pieces than try to do actual financial reporting.
Another consequence of the news industry now being staffed almost entirely by Millenial females.
Soon, “financial news reporting” will consist entirely of Hollywood celebrity gossip and vegan diet recipes.
I just use a torch.
Maybe I should try a Slimtwin instead of the hedge trimmer the next time.
Maybe the costs involved from this is why insurance companies are dropping obamacare.
I WOULD NOT recommend a weed eater. Just sayen.
I want my pubic hair to look like Stonewall Jackson’s beard just to piss off leftists.
Tried it last week, my voice is 2 octaves higher now.
A little manscaping is good, maybe once or twice a year. The shit keeps grpwing otherwise.
Embarrassing. Why General Jackson you have the cutest little button of a nose!
And a really really small helmet. LOL
I use a young professional nurse with a steady hand.
They prep me for Angioplasty.
However my ego has been damaged when other nurses show up in my room pointing and snickering.
Is it me or do others go through this bout of humility?
No Cato. I don’t use professionals. Amateurs are quite capable of humiliating. Much cheaper.
Doesn’t Gwennut Paltry sell a $5,000 tool for pubic grooming?
@ Jim, the CA government will no doubt create a Pubic Hair Inspection Department. Then they will tax the shavers and pluckers.
Well, getting piss on my pubic hair is messy and unsanitary,
so I keep it trimmed to no more than eight inches.
You just don’t get these erudite discussions on PBS and NPR. So donate to
Iotw report today so that the education and entertainment can be sent to your very own household (in a plain brown wrapper). It’s cheap. It’s fun. It’s all I ever ask of a blog.
So doctor I was using my Norelco (ding ding) cordless razor to shave my ass when it somehow managed its way deep inside me. Can you at least shut it off for me?
I’m old school.
Give me the gals from Playboy, Penthouse, and OUI magazines, circa 1974!
YOWZAA! 🙂
After you’ve been prepped for a colonoscopy and on the table and they bring in a roomful of “under instructions” to watch, you really don’t give a phuck what you show anymore, they were all girls staring at the purple star.
We chop back because of the heat here.
@Roman V,
you reminded me of Norelco’s old tv ads with Santa shushing down a snowy slope..
.. and up your mineshaft
the problem I see here is that this is information we all can live without.
that said, why the need to look pre pubescent ?
what am I missing ?
because I really don’t understand the need to shave ones private parts.
is the sex better ?
So people are not only growing more stupid, but more inept as well?
Time to revisit Darwin’s theory, perhaps?
BFH – maybe it’s on Market Watch to attract idiots that would buy into the market when it’s at its highest peak ever?