The Huffington Post is out with a new article, which chronicles the “11 blackest moments” of the Obama Presidency. The article is aptly titled, “The 11 Blackest Moments In The Obama Presidency,” with a subhead of “Thanks, Obama!”
The article is not written ironically.
According to the article’s author, Zeba Blay, “Obama has always been in a precarious position where his blackness has been at various times a political hindrance.” There there have been numerous times when “his blackness shines through.”
Among the “blackest” moments of President Obama’s time in office, according to Blay:
When President Obama made this face!
When he let a little boy touch his hair:
When he said, “I have no more campaigns to run… I know, because I won both of them.”
And “when he did the smoothest swag walk ever after announcing Osama Bin Laden’s death.”
Lucifer: “You ain’t see nuthin’ yet!”
“You ain’t see…”
Lucifer’s black? 🙂
rotfl !
They can say ‘blackest moments’ and that’s not RAYCISS!!
How’d they miss when Obama admitted he’s lazy?
Oh, I see. They mean color – not the typical use of “blackest moments”.
I should have guessed. How un PC I am. Never mind.
I liked it when he had a fly on his lip. He didn’t even react! Just like those starving Africans you see on the UNICEF commercials. You can’t get any blacker than that!
Without a doubt the blackest moment in American history.
At least under Obama, the trains crash on time.
Vita Il Douche!
I’ll say the whole eight years represents one of the country’s blackest periods
Did they include:
he is always late (CPT-colored people time)?
The time he tried to enter the White House through the window?
That first photo looks like he’s trying to hold in a fart and seeing about he’s on the “down low” it would make sense–him having a loose sphincter and all.
I had to look up the word “turnt”.
I want my brain cells back.
They left off his mad basketball skills…
Barack ‘Brick House’ Obama misses 20 out of 22 shots on White House basketball court
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IjDqm-JHrA
When he dismissed ALL us Americans who’ve built businesses, employed multitudes, supported communities through our leadership and TAX PAYING….when he dismissed us all by sniffing that we “didn’t build that”.
That is his ‘blackest’ moment. Black in both senses, evil and stupid. AND offensive because it came out of the mouth of an Affirmative Action jackass hypocrite that COULDN’T accomplish anything, not that his chooming ass ever tried.
Did I remember to include “ESAD your traitorous muslim lowlife” ?
How about blasphemously misrepresenting yourself, is that a ‘black moment’ for an American President?
I really do not understand how that first “face” is a black moment? Anyone care to explain.
The scariest thing about that article is the number one comment.
Carolyn Boose · UDC
He is also the baby whisperer. Little babies calm down when he holds them. Little girls mouths pop open and stay open when he speaks. He gets their undivided attention.
She is not snarking. She is dead serious.
I can’t wait till the media can announce “The first ALL black president WITH BRAINS!”
Unfortunately for O’Bungles, he qualifies for neither.
It’s a black thang. You wouldn’t understand. Honkey
Meh, The crow thins as they lose interest in the New Man, and the core sycophant class still pounds the drum.
But their moment is gone, they are trying to gild an old and fading Lilly. They become increasingly shrill and peculiar, and their king is as empty as his promises.
barky envisions owning an nba team after retirement.
hope it’s filled with syrian “jv” refugees.
lol, Davy
That should be on Ace’s quotes of the week Lazlo
He looks like he’s straining to pinch a loaf in the top picture, and being checked for head lice in the second.
He is the blackest of stains. Talk about hard to get out!
Looks like his gayest moments – is black the new gay?
The face muslims make when they smell bacon !!!(Oldie but still works !)
In fairness, shouldn’t there also be an 11 whites moments, seeing, well knowing, he’s half white? Or, yellow, knowings he’s all that?
Does Michelle count? I seem to remember her saying Beyonce was the best role model for girls.
Keep on worshiping him, Democrats. Jesus Christ will point out the First of the Ten Commandments and you will fry forever.