11 Year-Old Alabama Boy Shoots Intruder – “he cried like a little baby”

10 Comments on 11 Year-Old Alabama Boy Shoots Intruder – “he cried like a little baby”

1. A timeless classic

   You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

   Democrat’s Answer:
   Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
   Does the man look poor or oppressed?
   Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
   Could we run away?
   What does my wife think?
   What about the kids?
   Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
   What does the law say about this situation?
   Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?
   Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
   Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
   Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
   If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
   Should I call 9-1-1?
   Why is this street so deserted?
   We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!
   I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus….

   Republican’s Answer: BANG!

   Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click….
   Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Black Talon?”
   Son: “Can I shoot the next one!”
   Wife: “You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!”

2. Only 11 and already this kid has improved his community.

   Nice going kid! Hopefully next time a couple bullet find the perp’s nutsack.

3. I can just see the perp attempting a civil lawsuit against the 11 yo. . . . (ROFLOL)

4. I got shot by a.22 in the arm. I also cried. God does it hurt. It feels like a red hot poker.

5. i guy gets shot in the leg with full metal jacket, cries like a baby and limps away, escaping, not caught

   wtf

6. Wife took a ricochet in the leg at the range today, picks it up, screams yeaow that’s hot!

7. Better teach that kid how to aim.
   He didn’t need 12 shots.

8. Good Kid. I’m Worried about a law suit though, if the prick shows up.
   I understand he got away.?

9. “That’s a good boy”

10. I wouldn’t be too concerned about a lawsuit going against this young man in Alabama.