President Washington, RIP. It appears your leadership, bravery and gift to, We The People, has been squandered.
There’s a camel hidden on the back of every one dollar bill.
He’s hiding behind the pyramid.
Well, it was funny 40 years ago.
I don’t know if it’s a secret, but
If you amass 10 of em you can trade em to Hines for a blowjob.
I always thought if you read “Federal Reserve Note” backwards it sounded like “Paul is dead.”
Love the Chili’s coupon.
Shouldn’t be much longer and the one dollar bills will be connected to each other and perforated, you can hang them on your toilet roll dispenser.
If you make careful vertical creases in line with Washington’s eyes and fold it then unfold it at the nose, you make him smile or frown by tilting the bill up or down.
* Discovered by one of my uncles during a long stay at the county jail. Entertainment on the dollar menu.
Free dessert! Wow, thanks for these hidden tips!
Millions of Americans may never get to earn another dollar bill:
Here’s a link to your fucking congresspussies that voted for a clean AMNESTY bill
http://www.heritageactionscorecard.com/votes/vote/h109-2015
Good night, America
Hep-c, coke residue, and fecal matter?
It’s worth about 17 cents
President Washington, RIP. It appears your leadership, bravery and gift to, We The People, has been squandered.
There’s a camel hidden on the back of every one dollar bill.
He’s hiding behind the pyramid.
Well, it was funny 40 years ago.
I don’t know if it’s a secret, but
If you amass 10 of em you can trade em to Hines for a blowjob.
I always thought if you read “Federal Reserve Note” backwards it sounded like “Paul is dead.”
Love the Chili’s coupon.
Shouldn’t be much longer and the one dollar bills will be connected to each other and perforated, you can hang them on your toilet roll dispenser.
If you make careful vertical creases in line with Washington’s eyes and fold it then unfold it at the nose, you make him smile or frown by tilting the bill up or down.
* Discovered by one of my uncles during a long stay at the county jail. Entertainment on the dollar menu.