“Ok, I’m certain I heard you ask for a stool sample.”
sum ting wong
oh, they’re black
dumb ass cracka
Finally, Jill convinced me to go to the doctor because after 4 hours it was THIS BIG …. and let me tell you, they had to put me in chains to take that out.
Out of where? Lol
Let me tell you gals, in my hay day I had ………
“You’re scientists, right? Why doesn’t my penis pump make it this long like the commercial promised?
“That catheter was literally this long.”
“Here is the mosque, and here is the minaret, open … open the … knock on the door ….”
“Two cheeseburgers, without cheese, French fries, apple pie, and an orange soda …”
Yew knoooow. 😀
The hot dog was this big and I ate it in two seconds… no, one second!
biden lying again
“Ok, I’m certain I heard you ask for a stool sample.”
sum ting wong
oh, they’re black
dumb ass cracka
Finally, Jill convinced me to go to the doctor because after 4 hours it was THIS BIG …. and let me tell you, they had to put me in chains to take that out.
Out of where? Lol
Let me tell you gals, in my hay day I had ………
“You’re scientists, right? Why doesn’t my penis pump make it this long like the commercial promised?
“That catheter was literally this long.”
“Here is the mosque, and here is the minaret, open … open the … knock on the door ….”
“Two cheeseburgers, without cheese, French fries, apple pie, and an orange soda …”
Yew knoooow. 😀
The hot dog was this big and I ate it in two seconds… no, one second!
I…..speak….English….do….you…..understand……what….I….am….saying?
“My advice to all you young ladies is, if it isn’t at least this long, throw it back!”
A one an’ a two and…
♪ I wish I weren’t an Oscar Mayer® wiener… ♫
Gimme some brown sugar. My penis is this long. It’s a big fukken deal!
These here…well, they are my pointer fingers…I use them exclusively for pointin’ at things….
Have…..you….ever…seen….a….grown….man…naked?
Let’s try that chorus one more time …
Mmm … mmm … mmm … Barack Hussein Obama … mmm … mmm … mmm.
You negro girls are used to seeing schlongs this big. Let me tell you that honky’s pricks are only half that size, but we’ve got the money….
Two little birdies sitting in a tree. One flew away and then there was- wait, I’ll start again.
Did obama get it back so he can toss it in the,dishwasher?
See? One for each nostril!