Sure Joe Biden may have filled his appearance with the Pope with gaffs, but he also filled our hearts with warmth. And yes, while standing next to the holy man (now known as ‘brown zero’), people also noticed his pants were filled with warmth too. Sure, it’s easy to make fun of Joe Biden soiling himself on the world’s stage, but The Glorious American has chosen to be classy and point out how this actually shows the leadership Americans desperately need.
1.) Vladimir Putin is now on his heels. Joe Biden literally has months remaining as President and many summits with the Russian President are forthcoming. Reportedly, Vlad is very rattled at Joe pooping his pants and he’s already changed the venue of their meeting—a clear sign of weakness. “I don’t want him near my furniture,” Putin offered as an excuse.
The number one search now on the Pope’s computer: How to remove shit stains from expensive upholstery!
Joe Biden is number one.
This must be why he had to stand waaay off to the left by himself during the G-20 “Family Photo”.
Well, the pope is a big homo, so poop to him is like an aphrodisiac. They prolly have scat play during their homo orgies in the vatican.
The Pope, being a Hanibal Lector fan, told Biden: I smell your warmth.
I’d rather hear a Joe Biden Shart
than a Fat Boy Sing.
That Glorious American piece is the best I’ve seen in some time. I hope we’re at the start of a great series.
Might have to customize The Beast and turn it into Joe’s Poop Mobile.
Well, the author isn’t wrong.
From now on Joe’s been told he has to sit in his own pew.
“I was told, Joe was potty trained”~the Pope
Francis if blessed memery, taught me the word coprophagia. But no actual recipes.
85 car convoy, 84 other cars filled with diapers and clean suits. What an ass clown the Pedo is.
Biden brings us new meaning to the term shitty President.
BTW… didn’t Hunter have a photo of himself in his tidywhities with a shit stain too? The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Damn!