18 Comments on Former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle to plead guilty to child pornography charges
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When Jared is placed in the big house, he gonna get more footlongs than Subway sells.
There is an “Eat Fresh” joke in there somewhere but I’m not going there. Hopefully he will get his just desserts in prison
He’s gonna get some footlongs but he won’t get to choose the buns. heh.
I bet he gets a few BMT’s too. Maybe at the same time.
Maybe the Colorado theatre shooter can give him a veggie delight.
Yum! I’m going for a sub right now!
I wonder if he can get Jimmie Johns in prison.
I always thought he looked creepy, but I had no idea he was THAT creepy. What a lowlife.
From his wiki: “As of 2013, Fogle, who is 6 ft 2 in (1.88 m) in height, weighs 200 pounds (91 kg). He is reportedly worth $15 million, and has a “black card” for free food at Subway restaurants.”
None of the above holds true any more. He screwed up his second marriage and his 2 children have to live with the fact that their daddy is a pedophile. He threw it all away, he’s worth nothing.
I wonder if Jimmie Johns is one of the white redneck prisoners?
I don’t know how fresh they will be, but Jared is going to be tossing a lot of salad.
He’s gonna get some beef in those buns whether he likes it or not.
Six inch or foot long?
subway might be startin’ a new “tangy sausage” sub ..
Too bad Jared can’t go spend some time in Chino playing “Hide the Baloney” with the big boys for once…
Losing 400 .lbs in pedo jizz is quite an accomplishment.
Now, about that $15 mil.
He’ll be swallowing the double meat hard behind bars. Probably choke on it.
No matter how bad your day is, it will never be as bad as Jared’s. For that we should all be thankful.
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