John Oliver is an unfortunate-toothed Brit who fills the aching Jon Stewart void for leftists who need to be cued when to laugh based on hackneyed comedy rhythm, not by anything actually funny. The formula is the same.
Da da duhhhh… dee da duh da …. daaaaaaaaaaaaPictureOfBush- HILARITY!
The pattern, once you’re on to it, is like hearing that bird in the morning that won’t shake from its predictable cooing. Time for the bb gun.
Oliver opened his most recent show with a statement about Paris. It was utter rot.
Oliver said that sometimes it’s an advantage to be on cable because you can curse. Of course, to a sage observer of bullshiters and their bullshitery, this was simply a weak set-up for the lemmings not to notice that Oliver was unwilling to use the word MUSLIM, or ISLAM, during his rant. Instead he jelly-fingered his idiot audience with the word A$$HOLE, over and over, much to their squealing oblivious delight. (Why say Islam when I’m fortunate enough to be on HBO where I can say a$$hole instead!?! Take that, alphabet anchors!!)
After that bit of leftist British cowardice, Oliver went on, weirdly, to say that if “the a$$holes” were going to try and attack France it is a losing battle because this is the culture that gave us Sartre, Piaf, cheese, pastries, wine and cigarettes – and he wasn’t kidding. This was not a punch line. He was deadly serious. He said France would endure because of this “steel backbone,” not once realizing that France is losing its Frenchness by the second to an invasion of people bringing Mohammad, a hookah and a forehead knot.
It’s like a passenger on the Titanic saying that there is nothing to fear because the Irish, with their beer, potatoes and penny whistles, will never have one of their ships founder.
Dude, you’re inhaling saltwater.
confirm target clear from collateral damage
no, john oliver is close by
fire away
This bloke isn’t even worthy of pitchforks and torches. Dirty mops and broom handles for him.
Never heard of him.
A smug smartass liberal, how unusual.
All seriousness aside … really, any culture who could provide the world with “Sartre, Piaf, cheese, pastries, wine and cigarettes” would have to be one which could endure the ages … a communist, a singing dope-addict, rotten milk, sweet bread, and cancer sticks (wine’s been around for millennia).
“You don’t get a round mouth from eating square meals.”
This appears to be a Big Fur Hat original piece, which I always look forward to. Astute observations and critique. I wouldn’t have the stomach to wade through all of that leftist drivel to glean the left’s real, underlying messages from it, so thank you.
Hey BigFurHat. Want me to make a video of him being swallowed by an avalanche and send it to you for your viewing pleasure? LOL!
If there is no attribution to another writer or site, I wrote it.
In this case, “I built this.”
Fuck you, Obama.
He did do a sort of a funny bit about how bad Bud Lite is. Every other utterance has been crap.
You either enjoy, or are compelled, to dig through these clowns crap and help em look stupid. They make me want to go out and destroy things.
The notion that “you don’t know who you’re fucking with because this is France” is so ridiculously backwards, it boggles the mind.
It’s like the little kid with his head stuck in the bike racks telling the bullies that he’ll be retaliating soon, so they should be very afraid.
Bela-Lugosi as The Count?
So?
Prolly a lot of people you never heard of. Doesn’t make them any less of a menace to society.