Enjoyable Ridiculous Internet Rumor of the Day

37 Comments on Enjoyable Ridiculous Internet Rumor of the Day

1. I would be more inclined to believe it was Pee Wee Herman before it being O’Baja.

2. Ha ha ha ha, I don’t care if it’s just a rumor, I’m going with it.

3. I’d put money on Mooschelle being the Baby Daddy than Reggie Loves pin cushion.

4. http://images.sodahead.com/polls/000185121/polls_rofl3_1733_556484_answer_3_xlarge.png

5. I always knew somebody had in in for him.

6. Hee hee hee! (Sinister snicker applied)

7. I’d be more inclined to believe it if Reggie was the one knocked-up…

8. Moochelle was born with a penis….

9. impossible, obama doesn’t have sex with women.

10. Goats are the preferred sex partners for muslims so the POTUS is off the hook.

11. I didn’t know sperm banks offered room service! She’ll probably visit Joan River’s doctor.

12. What’s that phrase Killary is famous for? Oh, yeah, “That would require suspension of disbelief.”

13. It’s possible.

    Obola coulda left some jizz on the end of LayZ’s dick …

14. She accidentally roll over?

15. He would have had to use a stunt-double ’cause he wouldn’t be able to “rise to the occasion”. Maybe if she was wearing a magnum, diesel powered strap-on. He probably had one of those ball things in his mouth. His mother would be so proud. No, really!

16. Appears to me something is backwards with this story.

17. He is such a sleaze and she is such a slut, why not?

18. obama already made an appointment at planned parenthood

19. to put an end to the “rumor”

20. Obama’s circle jerk buddy brought a turkey baster?

21. Ha, Obutt trying to be Bill Clinton.
    Never happened.
    Bebouncy woulda did it with Bill, tho.

22. Get a rope

23. “Reggie Love could not be reached for comment.”

24. Another concocted story crafted to make Obozo look virile or at least heterosexual. On the othe hand, Jay Z is nothing more than a common street thug, so maybe he will be pissed off enough to exact vengeance? We can only hope.

25. Now THAT would be fun to watch, JayZ extracting vengeance on O’Bolo. I might even be induced to pry open my wallet and buy a ticket to the event.

26. Well she does look like a man. So does Mooch.
    http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr02/2013/2/5/16/enhanced-buzz-3811-1360099506-3.jpg

27. the only thing that Obama is baby-daddy of is what’s flushed from Reggie Love’s toilet

28. I don’t believe it. He doesn’t do it with women.
    Satchel and Malaria don’t even look like him.

29. Michelle maybe…

30. Leftist Obama zombie delusional. Bouncey’s not man enough for Barry.

31. That dirty SOB he punished her with a child! What does he have against her?

32. It’s “delusion”. Pure delusion. Auto correct is a bummer.

33. Won’t need DNA, photo of it’s ears will tell the story.

34. If I ruled the world, Jay-Z would be doing thirty years upstate under the Rockefeller drug laws.

    Beyonce would be just another round-the-way ghetto ho.

35. He could have farted in her vagina…

36. Oh, give me a freakin’ break. Seriously, people.

37. The only buns he cares about are male.