We had a childish contest the other day – create a euphemism for Hillary passing gas.
I wrangled Jerry Manderin into judging the contest. Appropriately, he called upon 2 experts in the field of 5th grade humor, his 2 young sons.
Together, they pored over the entries.
The submission that made them laugh the most was——–>
BigSubtleSky with —> VINCE FARTSTER!
Conflatuations to the winner, BigSubtleSky!
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Poor Vince was found gassed in Fart Marcy Park…
Woo hoo! Confartulations to the winner.
Well … I guess that’s funny …
not as funny as what I woulda put in …
IF I coulda thot of sumptin funny to put in …
I shud get a prize, two!
It’s jus not fair that jus cuz I din’t put in a “funniest commert” that I shudn’t get a prize, to … cuz I tried … reely hard …. my brian just cudn’t come up with nuthin … itz hiz fault … not mine!
Joey, you should just Bidenize it from BigSubtleSky just like you did with that speech by Neil Kinnock years ago!