I’m walking along, annoyed, like I usually am, and I see a big sign- ORTHODONTICS.
Yes, I’ve seen this my entire life, but suddenly it pisses me off.
Why not orthodentics?
Why not orthodentist???
And why isn’t it Vaginacologist?
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Shouldn’t piles be called assteroids?
Oh lawd! LOLOL
“Super Market”….and there ain’t a cape in sight….
Assteroids?
… then proctologists would be called astronauts.
“Hardware store”….and they set bunnies and baby chicks where I live…
Why do we sit in stands?
“Real Estate” …well yeah, It ain’t my comic book estate…
OK, as you know, i’m half Greek and I also slept outside a Holiday Inn last night.
Let me try to piece this together…
Dent = Teeth
Ortho= Bone, Dontia = teeth also. So I guess the doctor is checking out the teeth and the structure of your mouth.
Gyna= woman
Cologist …. I don’t know, ecology? lol.
Study of women’s bacterial bidness?
Glad I can help. No charge.
Asphalt has got to be wrong. Sounds like a rectal disease and we’re driving on it.
Shut up.
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Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Where’s your Greek now??
And what’s up with Jumbo Shrimp?
“Is a zebra black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Where’s your Greek now?? ”
Zebra means “Wild Ass” and it’s not Greek. It’s Portuguese.
*Struts* Yeaaah, that’s right.
“Holiday Inn”….when it ain’t a registered holiday?…
I’m guessing black on white. lol
Manicure, tell me that’s not a psychologist that only deals with men.
Ya… Why isn’t the #1 pencil the most popular?
Masturbate, hot damn I’m going fishing.
‘Starbucks’…and yet money doesn’t fall from the sky…
I just realized that a #2 pencil sounds like someone is taking a hard shit.
So would a gynecologist who was also trained as a dentist be needed to treat vagina dentata?
Vietvet, I wonder who looked that up and just fell off their chair in horror?
Actually I’m more curious how Vietvet even knows about it.
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I did!
Ouch!
@Brad
His name is Vietvet. He’s probably seen stuff you or I could only imagine…
I went to the proctologist because I thought I had polarrhoids.
Vietvet, MJA – I’m not lookin’ it up. No way. I clicked on that stupid sheepf*cker vid earlier and I’m already going to have trouble sleeping. No counting sheep for me tonight!
@Bad_Brad: You don’t even want to see the scars. I got three Purple Hearts from one Viet Cong broad alone.
😉
Vietvet, LMAO.
Well, I’ll be the jerk who takes the question seriously. The “dent” root with an “e” comes to English by way of French, Old French, and Latin. But the original Greek root for tooth is ὀδούς with an “o”. So, the “dont” is Greek and “dent” is Latin and they’re so similar they most likely have an early common ancestor, but I don’t see it right off. But that’s why we have dEntists and orthodOntists.
If my math is right, one can only have two purple nurples at a time. Maybe I misread your post.
Why do we park on a driveway?
You get on the plane, I get in the plane.
You take a shit, I leave a shit.
The great George Carlin
I’m still pissed about baking cookies, but cooking bacon.
“Why do we park on a driveway?”
And drive on Parkways?
@PHenry: Did I forget to mention that it was for three separate engagements? Sometimes the enemy can be very hard to put down.
Vietvet,
Sounds like it was tooth and nail.
I get pissed off every time I see a USA Today newspaper. How do they get away with calling it “USA Today” when all the news in it happened yesterday?
Then we corrupt lion’s tooth – dent de lion – into Dandelion.
@Bad_Brad: That’s why they call it the Armed Cervixes.