Sound waves have a shape – those shapes have a distinctive sound. Here are some basic sound waveforms. Just listen to a few so you get the idea, and then scroll down. Trust me.
See the picture below?
That is a hair. It has a shape. What would this hair sound like if it was converted to a sound wave?
Well, thanks to a Japanese composer, we know. He made sounds for a website devoted to women’s grooming from the shapes of hair, but not just any hair. It was from hair down there.
That’s right, you’re listening to Japanese women’s pubes. (Why wasn’t that bomb stronger?)
DJ from hip hop unit m-flo creates song dedicated “To the world’s crotch.”
It’s definitely a unique sound. Wild yet elegant, plaintive, but possessing an undeniably confident sensuality. You might even detect an organic, even feminine feel to it, perhaps a product of 15 women who played critical roles in “In Motion’s” creation.
Those women aren’t musicians, though, but instead volunteers who donated their pubic hair, the curvaceous outlines of which were mapped as sound waves which form the melody onto which Takahashi dropped a beat.
ht/ The Big Owe
they purr like kittens. (just as i thought)
but wait, do male pubes sound like kitties? Or did he only play female pubes?
Moog baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvZjdAUK4QE
Leave it to a man eh?
That dudes name in English means “Boner”, and he’s a small condom salesman.
“Now I’ve Heard Everything”
No, you haven’t, the drama-crats are not done yet.
Some of those notes do sound like they have some tight curls….
Mouth harp comes to mind.
carter: Is he a small condom salesman or a small condom salesman?
I decided to erase first comment beforeposting. A bit much for this site. Summery….30 years listening to my wifes. Never heard a peep. 😉
I’ve been using various Oscilloscopes for years and had no idea the volume control
needed turned up.
Just bought a new TEKTRONIX I’m sure it will work.
Ya know, if Louise Rosealma were to donate pubes he could create symphonies for years.
This music wouldn’t be so bad, if he just removed that awful high-pitched screeching noise.
Ya know, kinda like with women.
Has nancy peelousy or debbie washerwoman donated yet?
My flatulance has a sound wave that rattles walls
This odd ball probrably get’s Laid daily ! Imagine his Fan club fun !!!
Well, there’s two minutes and twenty seconds of my life I’ll never get back.
Thanks.
@ Tim I was going to say that but I didn’t.
That’s some haircut. I think the female pubes are from him.
Damn. All those years of theremin lessons down the drain.
I call BS! That is a audio sysnthesizer
that has been around {in one form or another}
since the Moody Blues.They are capable of making
billions of different audio frequencies{20-20,000}
hertz and combinations and harmonics of those tones.
The pix of the 4 wave forms bring me back to electronics
school.The rest of the story is something I would only
discuss with my buddies around a camp fire with stoogies & strong whiskey…
DJ from hip hop unit m-flo creates song dedicated “To the world’s crotch.”
A study in the long term effects of radiation on the male mind.
So how is he on a skin flute?
I’m very familiar with that waveform at the top in the freeze frame.
That’s an imposter, he’s really a North Korean spy from Poonyang.
There’s a smart fella on youtube that I regularly watch named AvE. Check him out if you’re into shop banter and other geeky things. At any rate, he made up some shop rulers for welding and other tasks. They require some assembly to solder together but they have useful gauges on them for measuring metal thickness, etc.
One of the gauges measures c*nt hairs. Half blonde being the thinnest while Mediterranean is the thickest. LOL!
Here’s the ruler.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/519921651/welders-ruler?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=ave%20ruler&ref=sr_gallery_1
Didn’t bother watching the video. I zoomed in on this immediately because I knew the comments would be hilarious– and I wasn’t disappointed!
today’s women don’t have pubes – FAKE NEWS