It’s that time of year again, when the courtesy police on campuses across the nation tell their students what not to wear for Halloween.
Seeing as every day is but another opportunity to have a protest and be offended, I thought I’d take a crack at coming up with something abhorrent to the humorless.
I’d avoid shaving for a week, rent an oversized tux and pad it with pillows. Then I’d carry a potted plant and wear a name tag saying, “Hi, I’m Harvey. Just stand there.”
What’s your idea for offending the left this holiday season?
Photo: Courtesy of The Daily Beast
This requires a partner.
NFL player kneeling. ISIS guy in all black with scimitar behind him.
How about wrapping yourself up in Old Glory and singing the National Anthem….that’ll get-em!!!!
That’s Ok. While the left-wing is focusing on bathrooms and Mexican Halloween costumes, we’re busy dominating all 3 branches of government.
A snowplow.
To remove all the snowflakes.
How about a 20 year married heterosexual monogamous man?
President Trump wearing an I.C.E. uniform
It appears our society is more racist and bigoted, especially leftists college students and faulty than it has ever been in history. The idea that “how much a costume differs from the student’s own race” should matter at all boggles my mind. If it’s racist, it’s racist. It doesn’t matter what your race is.
They are teaching kids that racism is o.k. as long as it’s the right kind of racism. Like saying “white privilege” is fine, when in fact it’s really no more racist than saying “n_gg_r”. (Which I can’t even type any more since I’m white…)
Black clad and bandana masked Antifa faggot with a crowbar sticking out of his ass.
How about wearing your pajamas and pretending to save a woman in a burka from jumping off a bridge like this guy did.
http://nypost.com/2017/10/24/wwe-legends-son-saves-woman-on-edge-of-bridge/
@Paul. If a word is a word, it has no ownership by any group. It is free to be used by anyone. Now, use of the word may elicit an undesirable result, depending upon the utterer.
I wanna go as a water cannon.
Courtesy Police is one hell of an oxymoron. So just what does a Courtesy Policeman do? Obviously he/she/it enforces any left wing cause and disregards all the rest as being unkind and discourteous to anyone who disagrees with their worldview. The illogic of the left drives me nuts because what they say is usually the opposite of what they really mean. More likely they should be called thought police which is what they really are.
@Corona. Wear absolutely nothing than roller skates.
You could be a pull toy.
hillery on a hoveround
Bill Clinton dressed as a Cuban cigar wearing a blue dress.
Wearing a piece of the border wall with Mexico
@ joe6pak
That was a heart warming story. Apparently there were no dogs on the bridge he could-a rescued instead.
Offending the left? Easy
Remind them most of our Halloween practices can be traced back to old Celtic pagan rites and superstitions.
Pagans believed The lord of death, sent evil spirits abroad to attack humans, who could escape only by assuming disguises and looking like evil spirits themselves.
Shocking to some, Halloween is a real, sacred day for those who follow Wicca and satanists. In fact, it is one of two high and holy days for them. The Celtic belief of spirits being released is current, along with the worship of Samhain (the lord of death) – both are promoted as something to embrace on that day. There is no question in my mind that to those who believe and follow the practices of witchcraft, Halloween represents an opportunity to embrace the evil, devilish, dark side of the spiritual world.
This sentence; “Halloween is not a “holiday” we participate in”, offends snowflakes.
I’m lucky enough to be their worst nightmare already, a Wisconsin voter.
I’d go as a border wall with an American flag on the front and a Mexican flag on my back.
Dress like Michelle Obama in slacks with something bulging halfway down to the knee from one pant leg.
I’d go as what I am, an old white guy, but I’m told that’s offensive now.
I guess I could go as the man from outer space like Jackie Gleason did on the Honeymooners.
(I watched that episode as a kid when it was first aired. Funny then, funny now)
Not seeing white guy in blackface
Hillary or Obama in handcuffs or McCain handcuffed and gagged.
An American Red Cross shirt that reads, “Don’t be niggardly, donate to hurricane relief”
No matter what I’m wearing – I’ll be carried on a litter by six black men dressed as Royal litter carriers with two more fanning me with Egyptian feather fans while a black girl in harem garb is feeding me peeled grapes interrupted only during the times she needs to lick the grape juice dribble off my chin and chest.
Ain’t no counseling, safe spaces, or puppies going to heal that sight.
Wanting to jack with a pesky gay Mexican worker at a church I have taken care of for 24 years, I told him I was going to dress as I.C.E. and answer the door with a sudden burst and tell everyone to freeze while holding up a fake badge.
He just looked at me, speechless, mouth agape. That alone was worth it.
Yeah, Mostly Mexicans in my neighborhood. But I like my neighbors, so that ain’t going to happen.
Dr Tar – Just this morning I heard Dream Police by Cheap Trick, so when I read “courtesy police” immediately “They’re waiting for me, they’re looking for me.
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! They’re driving me insane.”
Anyone out there talented enough to convert a song? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4FwJdBb6_M
^ They live inside of my head!
I’ll dress up as a patriotic, tax-paying, happily married, white guy with a lot of firearms.
Liberal heads will explode!