This is funny, but it’s also eerie.
How did this deer tell them about the chocolate, and why are they standing at the door like the deer said, “I’ll go in, I know this guy. You stay out here. I got this. DON’T BLOW IT!”?
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“This is a hold up. Give us all of your ice cream. Please.”
The California chocalate shop. The deer’s name is Juan Rodriguez happens all the time.
Next thing you know there will be hundreds of them and they will be voting for the cashiers that hand out the most chocolate.
This how DACA works.
They’ll vote to foreclose and seize product assets.
As Apollo and Anonymous said, this is a perfect example of chain migration. However, in the deer’s defense, you give me some chocolate and I will roll over and let you scratch my belly also.
Winter is rough on wildlife and food sources are near nonexistent in the wild. This deer was extremely resourceful.
It’s a case of risk vs reward….he hit the jackpot
If you give them pot brownies they will lay on the sofa and watch TV
Deer entitlement program. You’ll never be able to end it now.
Democrat plantation politics explained in two pictures.
The third pic will show a fence being erected around the deer.
Mrhanoverfist, and they’ll watch Cheech and Chong movies, The Groove Tube, Kentucky Fried Movie, Porky’s etc. all while eating Doritoes and Jumbo jacks and cheap tacos from Jack In The Box.
Liberals in the making.
Its obvious, The others smelled chocolate on his breath and stalked him until he went back for more.
The deers in the back are saying
“YO!”
“Hey, mofo.”
“Where MY free shid?”
Chain migration
Did the shop owner get arrested for feeding the homeless deer yet?
The new DACA:Deer After Chocolate Act.
@Handy N Hansom
Next step, libs registering them to vote absentee
The deer will vote cheap, after all their vote can be bought for a buck.
SALT BLOCKS
You buy them for horses, but eventually you’ll have deer show up.
In an emergency, when you don’t have a lot of energy or ammo, you set up salt blocks, and the deer will come to you.
Anonymous, Apollo and deplorable dude said exactly what I thought, lol.
The “@Satar_Gaza” piqued my curiosity…a bit off topic, but how does someone, @Satar_Gaza, “Palestinian born in Gaza, Palestine 🇵🇸 ” , from Gaza, Palestine have a pinned tweet from Colorado?!? He didn’t just “retweet” it, he posted it as his own and pinned it to his account. Its just a ploy to get people to look at his anti-Isreal twitter account. Some people just ALWAYS have an agenda.
I am grateful and appreciate that BFH posted as a screenshot, and not a link!
Many years ago a bunch of friends and I were on a ski trip. One night, a deer came around to the place we were staying and it ended ups eating scraps right out of our hands. No fear of humans at all. We decided to all walk down to the ski area at night and go sledding on the hills. The deer followed and would run down the hills with us as we were sledding!
This is what guns are for.
Chocolate Breath!
Don’t feed deer chocolate. Same goes for dogs.
Deer are cute as hell. Until they get spooked and rear up and split your skull open with their hooves. But they’re cute as hell.
They’re also major league pains in the ass when they appear out of nowhere crossing the road in the dark. I try to avoid them like the plague when I’m driving but deer are stupid when it comes to crossing the road.
Here’s what happens when you run out of chocolate.
Remember this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjBVg0oNgVk
Live and learn.
Today a local shop. Tommorrow the world! Deer unite!
Yes. Agree with Corona that chocolate is probably not a healthy thing to give deer. It is bad for cats, dogs, and most other animals.
The animal-rights nazis find out your feeding chocolate to deer, oh boy!
@Mithrandir
Gibbs Rules
#9: Always carry a knife.
Maybe we need that Canadian border wall after all.