Dallas News
Two Texas men died early Friday after they tried to jump an open drawbridge in Louisiana, authorities say.
Louisiana State Police were called to the scene of the crash at the Black Bayou Bridge, south of Lake Charles in southwestern Louisiana, around 2 a.m. More
“around 2 a.m. ”
That pretty much explains it.
Are they sure they weren’t from Florida?
Their names seem… illegal-like.
They needed an old Mopar cop car and a stunt driver like in the Blues Bros. to pull off this stupid stunt. Darwin claims another 2 young idiots.
I pray neither had reproduced.
Reminds me of the Bill Cosby story about driving a Volkswagen in San Fransisco.
… if ya die that way they won’t let you into Heaven.
St Peter’s gonna ask “how’d you two die?”
“Me and my buddy tried to jump an open draw-bridge in a Chevy Cruze
and went into the bay”
“You go to Hell”
Thelma and Louise in drag!
Hey it could’ve been worse they could’ve been driving a Chevy Volt and been electrocuted when they hit the water.
“Alejandro Cazares, 23, of McAllen and Roberto Alejandro Moreno, 32…”
Over the years, have known a lot of crazy Coonasses, never any named like that.
At this very moment these two are in Heaven and are being issued the signs they have to carry for all eternity, and are being told to go over and stand in between the guy with the sign that says “Ran with Scissors” and the kid with the “Swam right after lunch” sign
It might be biblical….’Give a Mexican a river and they’ll prepare to cross it….Give a Mexican a river with a bridge and they will drown trying to jump it”….
If the phrase “Hold my beer and watch this” ever fit a situation, it’s this one.
You can’t jump that bridge.
Oh yeah? Hold my burrito.
Of course there is the old joke about a draw bridge ahead where you want to get out some paper and pencils and draw the bridge because that’s what the sign says.
“If you’ve ever had a relative die immediately after saying, ‘Hey, Y’all. watch THIS!’ you might be a redneck”
Boll-Weevil Knevil?
Seen too many movies.
Grenade goes off in a car and 4 guys come stumbling out with torn up clothes.
Guy falls 400 ft. out of a helicopter and lands unharmed in the lake.
Guy outruns a 17,000 ft/sec blast front.
The Duke boys vault the General Lee over barns.
Guy with bionic arms and legs (but a normal back) picks up 7000 lbs.
izlamo delenda est …
geoff the aardvark MAY 25, 2019 AT 12:05 PM
I like corny jokes, otherwise known as Dad jokes.
Best when delivered in the moment. The kid’s reaction of “My Dad sure is stupid” and “Oh man, why does he do this around my friends”, are the best.
Thanks for that reminder.
Mexican Jumping Beens…
“Bridge Raised” Here’s yor sign…
We’ve got three of those in my town and some incredibly stupid people but apparently not that stupid.
They will make a movie about this – – Smoky And The Banditos.
Can’t help but feel sorry for the fools; though, I feel more sorry for their families.
Don’t doubt inebriation was involved.
If you and a friend, or an amigo as in the case, ever get a stupid idea that might end up getting you killed.
Stop and think if people will interpret it as an accident or a gay suicide pact.
Geoff; I’m sure many liberals have been outraged at the “Clean restrooms ahead” sign too.
A different style of self-deportation?
You bring my cheese whiz, boys?
Boys?
TRF…” Mexican jumping HAS-BEENS” or “HAS-_BEANERS”.
I guess they won’t be on the Mexican swim team at the next summer games!
If alexandra cortez had two brothers…
Two more candidates for the Darwin Award!
maybe the border patrol was chasing them!