Stop the presses. Trump has bigger salt and pepper shakers than his guests!
Not only that, sometimes his salt and pepper shakers were spread out further than those of his guests.
I’m not kidding. This is what journalists are obsessing about.
Look at this essay by Business Insider. They have photos marked up like it’s evidence of a crime.
ht/ season’s greetings
Well they got him now!
Ah, push it
get up on this
Ow baby
Salt and Pepa’s here
Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
Salt and, Salt and, Salt and Pepa’s here
Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
Now wait a minute, y’all
This dance ain’t for everybody
Only the sexy people
So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
Dance, I said
And I am sure they will find some law professors to declare it an impeachable offense.
I’m sure the libs will find some stupid ass reasoning for his totally inappropriate seasoning.
What crap, back in my high school days, even the town pump didn’t stoop that low.
Is Schiff aware of this?
They just look bigger, because his hands are so small.
Babylon Bee, is that you?
Twenty-seven 8×10″ glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence against him.
As if TWO scoops of ice cream weren’t egregious enough, now this.
Impeachment?? Nay.
I say STRAIGHT TO THE GALLOWS.
Those were holdovers from the Obaminable Administration.
Welp. Everyone has gone mad as a hatter and we’re supposed to not say anything about it.
..it’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.
I remember when I invented salt.
It was around the time that Uz was first becoming populated with sheep. Mutton is … well … mutton … y’know? Everybody was complaining that it was so bland and mint jelly hadn’t been invented (I considered it but hadn’t had the idea of gelatin coming from hooves, yet) so I came up with salt. Took some Sodium from out of the desert and got some Chlorine from the sea – and BAM!
Good times … yeah … good times …
One wonders when Pope Schiff will order Torquemada the Nadler to employ physical torture to extract confessions now that the evidence is in and the guilt of the accused had been established!
And I would be willing to bet anything those are the same exact salt and pepper shakers that Obama and his guests were given to use for the 8 years of that administration and not a single “journalist” ever thought there was anything wrong with it.
Now he’s guilty of shaker spreading.
They try too hard. I can’t even roll my eyes any more. Not worth the effort.
Robo Monkey, has President Trump ever been to Alice’s Restaurant. XM’s deep track channel 27 played that last weekend over the Thanksgiving weekend, it was the first time that I heard it in many years and brought back memories of that crazy time in our history during the Vietnam war.
“When it reigns, it pours.”
Breaking: Schiff subpoenas Morton Salt executive, film at 11.
Don’t let Biden get a whiff of this, you know how he gets.
Sooooooo … what’s the proper separation for salt and pepper shakers?
Article 2 Section ?
Can’t find it in my copy …
izlamo delenda est …
I’m sure President Trump is laughing his head off over the Big salt and pepper shakers he purposefully placed there.