Salt and Peppergate

Stop the presses. Trump has bigger salt and pepper shakers than his guests!

Not only that, sometimes his salt and pepper shakers were spread out further than those of his guests.

I’m not kidding. This is what journalists are obsessing about.

Look at this essay by Business Insider. They have photos marked up like it’s evidence of a crime.

ht/ season’s greetings

21 Comments on Salt and Peppergate

  1. Ah, push it
    get up on this
    Ow baby
    Salt and Pepa’s here
    Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
    Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
    Salt and, Salt and, Salt and Pepa’s here
    Salt, Salt, Salt, Salt and Pepa’s here
    Now wait a minute, y’all
    This dance ain’t for everybody
    Only the sexy people
    So all you fly mothers, get on out there and dance
    Dance, I said

  2. I’m sure the libs will find some stupid ass reasoning for his totally inappropriate seasoning.

    What crap, back in my high school days, even the town pump didn’t stoop that low.

  3. Twenty-seven 8×10″ glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one to be used as evidence against him.

  4. As if TWO scoops of ice cream weren’t egregious enough, now this.

    Impeachment?? Nay.

  5. Welp. Everyone has gone mad as a hatter and we’re supposed to not say anything about it.’d be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

  6. I remember when I invented salt.

    It was around the time that Uz was first becoming populated with sheep. Mutton is … well … mutton … y’know? Everybody was complaining that it was so bland and mint jelly hadn’t been invented (I considered it but hadn’t had the idea of gelatin coming from hooves, yet) so I came up with salt. Took some Sodium from out of the desert and got some Chlorine from the sea – and BAM!

    Good times … yeah … good times …

  7. One wonders when Pope Schiff will order Torquemada the Nadler to employ physical torture to extract confessions now that the evidence is in and the guilt of the accused had been established!

  8. And I would be willing to bet anything those are the same exact salt and pepper shakers that Obama and his guests were given to use for the 8 years of that administration and not a single “journalist” ever thought there was anything wrong with it.

  9. Now he’s guilty of shaker spreading.

    They try too hard. I can’t even roll my eyes any more. Not worth the effort.

  10. Robo Monkey, has President Trump ever been to Alice’s Restaurant. XM’s deep track channel 27 played that last weekend over the Thanksgiving weekend, it was the first time that I heard it in many years and brought back memories of that crazy time in our history during the Vietnam war.

  11. Sooooooo … what’s the proper separation for salt and pepper shakers?

    Article 2 Section ?

    Can’t find it in my copy …

    izlamo delenda est …

  12. I’m sure President Trump is laughing his head off over the Big salt and pepper shakers he purposefully placed there.

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