Strip Club starts food delivery service called Boober

24 Comments on Strip Club starts food delivery service called Boober

1. Is using TWO condoms enough “distancing”?

   Asking for a friend.

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2. THIS CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE…STRIP CLUBS ARE CONSIDERED NON-ESSENTIAL???

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3. Hole Foods was already taken.

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4. @Chalupa – Likewise Pubix, Safelay, Win-Dicksie, Food Loin…

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5. I’m gonna mention this idea to my boss. Pasties are gonna suck at the end of the day as I have a hairy chest plus we repair small engines, but hey, we gotta try something.

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6. Great, why would I want my groceries delivered to me by some busty babe. I don’t get it, actually I do but that doesn’t make it right. And what if some over active goober decides to rape her because she’s flashing her boobs? Do we have a sense of decency about anything anymore. I may be older and may be considered to be a geezer and a fuddy duddy by some people but I’m not stupid.

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7. Whore Dash

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8. Do they sell Chicken Strips or In-the-Buff-alo Wings?

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9. I’ll have a number five, with a Dr. Pepper and a lap dance…with a side of adequate social distancing, of course.

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10. When they make a delivery they have an escort that’s bigger than Bubba to keep them safe. That’s what a friend told me anyway.

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11. Naked clams and bearded clams with a nice size helping of tater ta ta’s. Vanilla and chocolate pudding’ on the ritz…..cracker. Rump roast bourgegnon with a side of pasties and a G string ragu..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH51fbzXg_E

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12. Don’t order the fish.

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13. Boober. Where everyday is Taco Tuesday

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14. Unleash them Puppies!

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15. The one on the left looks like Jim Carrey’s female character from ‘In Living Color’. She’s probably making more money delivering food.

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16. Would you like a side of cottage cheese with that?

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17. Well… Just because I’m not supposed to touch them doesn’t mean I don’t want to

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18. Massage parlor workers are probably getting a little behind too

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19. Boober: Where the drinks come in B, C or D size cups!

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20. Puts a whole new meaning to giving your day a “lift”.

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21. Wearing pasties? No, I want pasties delivered!

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22. Ewww….

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23. I wouldn’t eat anything from the grocery store they walked through.

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24. I’d throw down a hundy for a half hour in call visit, sex is my favorite medicine.