Warning: Terribly offensive pictures of female hineys at the link. 😉
DC: Brazil thinks getting Kim Kardashian style butt implants is a “national concern” for the country, according to the Daily Mail Monday.
Cacau Oliver, owner of Brazil’s butt beauty pageant, Miss Bumbum, called Kardashian style implants a “national concern,” the Daily Mail reported. Oliver encouraged the women to instead be more “patriotic” and have a natural style backside for the “best bottom” competition, according to his autobiography, “Make Celebrities,” out Tuesday.
“Brazil has always been known as the land of the beautiful, sexy bottom. But now they are getting too big to be naturally beautiful and that should be a cause for national concern,” Oliver said. MORE
SNIP- I found a male version of that sticker:
There is nothing new under the sun
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4355326/Transgender-woman-injected-cement-buttocks.html
I think that’s the part that actually comes in contact with toilet seats. And by the looks of it the toilet seats are going to require modification.
The only attractive thing about some of these huge butts is that they jut out far enough and are flat enough that if one is ahead of you in the all-you-can-eat buffet line you can more easily load up your plate by parking your whiskey glass on it so you have both hands free.
I suppose that I am the only man in the world who thinks that Ms. Kardashian’s arse is ridiculous. Half a basketball is almost perfect.
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell
@Bad_Brad – Here you go. Well, probably not you, but you’ll get my drift.
Uncle Al
Holy crap, that things got a fire hose for a bidet.
Hey, MJA.
A chrome version of that male sticker would go perfect on the back of your ten wheelers mud flaps.
Uncle Al,
Batton down the hatches when that flushes.
The paper roll holder must be 3’6″ away, by eco-law regulation.
From Crackerboy:”I suppose that I am the only man in the world who thinks that Ms. Kardashian’s arse is ridiculous.”
No, you’re not.
Just like any other extreme surgical body modification this also indicates a mental defect.
When these gals get older, they can always compete in the Miss Cottage Cheese Pageant I suppose.
Uncle Al – I had somethin more like a tire swing in mind…
MJA, just last week I decided not to read the news from Brazil anymore. I got tired of reading their Trump bashing.
Little I knew that they would jump up to the global level just like that!
I don’t care how many celebrities try to say they are attractive and sexy. Fat as sses are not sexy or attractive. Girls keep making their butts bigger and putting tighter and tighter pants on them. Can you imagine when they’re older? Ick!
The line of girls in that picture look like they’re waiting to defecate right then and there.
Clown shoes modification for the caboose.
The guy who runs that “bum” competition probably thinks the surgically enhanced bums is cheating.
“I’m gettin’ a bum deal and the government has got to do something about it”.
Hindsight is 20/20….
Or in some cases 160/160
Wait! I kinda recognize that ass, third from the left.
I know what it is, A. Bob’s face.
hey, i’ve got to shelve the beer somewhere.
Beachmom,
Fat? No.
Well rounded? Even large-ish but well rounded? That, men are pretty much programmed to notice. Compelled, even, without thinking about it. Women are built differently for that reason.
…..Can’t help but think pushing for approval of a large, unnatural ass is easier than maintaining proper weight/height norms.
Something about too much of a good thing…
Do not picture this mentally:………….
The kiss-me hickey a mis-timed seal and flush produces.
Uncle Al,
WARNING: Do not operate Commode and Hand Dryer at the same time. Pressure Differential may cause blindness.
Why go to Brazil to see this? Discount grocery stores are full of them on the first of the month.
Ah, age and gravity will decide if hauling around extra bum weight was a good idea. The um, droop will be hard to hold up.
Good Lord, stop the fat ass fetish… It’s disgusting, and always has been. See Melania Trump.
The perfect ass. Pay attention woman.
https://instagram.com/p/Bh7hx3uhn7Y/
At last! When my wife asks if something makes her butt look big and I’m honest, I no longer have to fear for my life.
Aside from being totally unappealing and disproportionate, that has to be a weird feeling sitting down with those implants or goo injections in your cheeks.
@Bongo, LOL! What a mind picture! Maybe like sitting on extra thick Dr. Scholl’s gel inserts.